Dad Limerick Poems
These Dad Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Dad. These are the best examples of Limerick Dad poems written by international poets.
You can’t say that dad!They say my dad’s humor is dry,
but after some pints by and by,
he gets lubricated
and jokes unabated
says things make you wish you could die!...
Read More
Categories:
father, humorous,
Riverside Summer Outing
My family joined a summer outing
So excited for swimming and rafting
Mom got our swim vests with suits
Dad just brought his parachutes
And kept eyes on us,...
Read More
Categories:
summer,
Dad's Car Seasoned WellSummer Funny Limerick Poetry Contest
Tania Kitchin
The heat of summer in his dad's car
The son takes his date to gaze a star
Lover's lane shines on so...
Read More
Categories:
12th grade, car, dad,
The Phantom phone Caller
There once was a phantom phone caller
Who rang numbers he hadn't oughta
Some fell for his charms
Some raised the alarm
Now the caller finds he's in...
Read More
Categories:
character, mystery,
Time's Up
Mom and Dad dodged the mid-July sun—
in the shaded pool, having such fun.
...
Read More
Categories:
children, parents, summer,
Categories:
animal, appreciation,
Cheating Cheetah!
A cheetah’s caught cheating – bad lad
Is punished by Mum, THEN by Dad
He’d cribbed his homework
His dad went berserk
This cheater got caught, I’m so glad!
...
Read More
Categories:
animal, word play,
John DoeThe chase after door was ajar.
From window to window, that far.
The buzz in my ear,
The fly needs to fear.
The whiz of my swatter on par.
“I’m...
Read More
Categories:
insect,
Igor needs a bigger lab XIIIn bed Don loves wearing his gold
Where billionaire's come to the fold
They need not hold loins
But just buy Trump coins
While we work till...
Read More
Categories:
america, corruption, insect, money,
Bunch of limericks and other funny tricks IVI once met a child of the devil,
who in her father’s fame did revel.
And boy, would she get mad
if you dared diss her dad.
Her rage...
Read More
Categories:
dad, daughter, humor, love,
Hot to TrotShe's the hottest girl I've ever had
Wet head to toe and scantily clad
I felt flames of desire
But I put out her fire
That's what my...
Read More
Categories:
humorous,
The Story of My Life - for Contest
You must not be a teacher my dad said
A teacher can’t afford a...
Read More
Categories:
career, father son, poverty,
Snow ShovelingDad and son emitted a healthy glow
while shoveling the walkway clear of snow,
but one look at the sky
made them both start to cry:
"There's more of...
Read More
Categories:
snow, winter,
Untitledthere was a young man named York
who lived with his ma’ in Cork
he asked her one day
what happened to me da’
why you young fool were...
Read More
Categories:
humor,
Fully Clad
He's fallen again my dear old dad
But he's still hanging in there kinda sad
Thinks he strong
Turns out wrong
Happy to say Pops again was fully clad
...
Read More
Categories:
fun,