Dad Limerick Poems

I once met a child of the devil,
who in her father’s fame did revel.
And boy, would she get mad
if you dared dis her dad.
Then, she'd...

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She's the hottest girl I've ever had 

Wet head to toe and scantily clad

I felt flames of desire

But I put out her fire

That's what my...

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      You must not be a teacher my dad said
      A teacher can’t afford a...

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Dad and son emitted a healthy glow
while shoveling the walkway clear of snow,
but one look at the sky
made them both start to cry:
"There's more of...

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there was a young man named York
who lived with his ma’ in Cork
he asked her one day
what happened to me da’
why you young fool were...

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He's fallen again my dear old dad
But he's still hanging in there kinda sad
Thinks he strong
Turns out wrong
Happy to say Pops again was fully clad



...

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When I was younger, I have often wondered
Why is the eighth month not called October?
Was geometry wrong 
When it named the octagon,
Or was this a...

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Halloween is not just for kids these days,
as I found one night when all was ablaze;
a scary creature grabbed me,
and I kicked so I...

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They’re seen, all three sons; aren’t they cute.     (sarcasm)
All heard, and not far from the root.
     These...

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There's a young lady named paige.
Who kept her bird in a cage.
That bird was missing.
The cat sat grinning.
She said "Dad, I need your gauge."...

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Brass Knuckles
Miracle Man
9/8/2024

I once new a man who thought he was bad,
He couldn’t make you do only wish you had.
In seeking a sequel,
along came his...

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Mom said, "I’d no sex ‘til our wedding day",
Showing nuptial photo that first of May;
I was their cute ring bearer,
How could I believe in her,
But...

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Picture Promt Paradox Poetry Contest
Sponsor-Margarita Lillico 

Your mother's mistake springs from her sweet hearts
That summer midnight your dad lacked the smarts
We did our best in...

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Once, when younger at the beach,
Dad bought us an ice cream each.
A pigeon, alert,
pooed on dad’s dessert;
no more it tasted of peach!...

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'Mom, dad', I’m going out to the bar 
Where my 'peep Izzi', rocks her guitar
Her 'gig' will top rock charts
Though it’s not for 'pop' tarts
Specially,...

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