Bunch of limericks and other funny tricks IV

I once met a child of the devil, who in her father’s fame did revel. And boy, would she get mad if you dared diss her dad. Her rage would hit a hellish level. I knew a character named Louise who blew up her world in one big sneeze. When she opened her eyes ~ anon, her entire world was gone. And she cried, "My dear world! Come back, please!" If I couldn't write her a new poem, my wife declared, "Don't even come home! If that's something you cannot do, then, really, of what use are you? I'd have more fun with the garden gnome." When we became teenage lovers, we tried to create our new universe under the covers. But our first big bang didn't amount to a dang ~ a disappointment many a young lover discovers. Sheila had the ass of the ages, two hemispheres where thunder rages. And each time the thunder began, all the baby elephants ran to look for safety in their cages.