Limburger Poems - Poems about Limburger

Dead Skunk Season

...Dead Skunk Season, it goes best on a roast,
then sliced nice and thin, and served up on rye toast!

Dead Skunk Season, oh it costs, but you’ll pay!
A dash in the eggs drives the in-laws away!

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Peace of Cheese

...Can you forget that piece of cheese
that you inhaled? Oh, just a crumb it was.
But breathing while chewing, then choking!
Was it Cheddar, Cheshire?

Or that Limburger, Parmesan?
But, oh, that p...

Flatulence, Poop, and Friendship

...When I visited Victor today,
overwhelming stench drove me away.
We stood outside and talked.
I complained, and he balked:
“Don’t be mean. I can’t help it. OKAY?”

He let loose with a string of ...

Forever Friends

...Forever friends we are and will always be said the white rat.
This was news to the faerie, but he was nicer than her old cat.
I can get you kibble, lettuce, bits of bacon, or other treats she said....

My Gal From Pamunkey

...My gal from Pamunkey,
has decided to leave.
Cause I have funky undies,
like bad stinky cheese.
She doesn't think it's funny,
that I'm attracting bees.
Your butt get's pretty itchy,
if you use ...

Ordering Breakfast At the Cafe

...I would like peanut butter macaroni and cheese please.
And some tasty mice on my hamburger if it is not too much trouble.
The pancakes should have dollops of garbage and limburger cheese.
He will ...

Sneezy

...His mother taught him to say, "Please"
Before eating Limburger cheese
Each beat of his heart
Propelled a cheese fart
He tried to hide behind a sneeze...

Not the Real Rabbit Hole

...I fell down the rabbit hole and was shocked when I saw
The old vial with the faded label that said “lah dee dah dah”
Eat me or drink me, but good luck, you little creep.
Because I am up here, and ...

Cheese

...I don’t have a lingering doubt
That cheese is the gods’ gift to man.
It compliments other fine foods
Whether peppery, salty or bland.

There’s gorgonzola and Stilton,
Emmental, muenster and ble...

Durians In Flight

...To gormandize upon the fungal billowing  
of its noisome mustiness,
beguiles many to munch upon its earthy reek.
A creamy white meatiness enchants taste buds 
to pillage pale fetid delights,
whi...

Limburger Cheese Poetess

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Sometimes I feel like a hunk of Limburger cheese!
Poets pass my poetry as if it had the great aroma 
of unwashed toes and knees.
.
These poets are the ones who pretend to be my 
PS frie...

In a Sour Mood Today

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You know how cheese
Sometimes gets moldy and blue?
How milk oftimes  curdles
And smells bad too?

How babies (tho’ cute)
Love to be cuddled
But every so often
Carry a definite phew?...

My Crush

...You were my crush;
The memory's sweet
But I can't take
Your stinking feet.

Don't get me wrong;
I've tried to please
But I can't stand
Limburger cheese.






Date Written: 4-15-2019
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What Can I Do

...What can I do if I like Limburger cheese
saying gazoontite when somebody sneezed
using a knife to eat my peas
sighing loudly with a jeez
What can I do when it's who I am
I'm doing the best I can...

Say Cheese

...SAY CHEESE

A block of blue with some scrumptious salad veins.
White american melted over my toasted hot philly
and wizz creatively squirted on crackers entertain.
Stinky limburger a treat — a c...

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