Limburger Poems - Poems about Limburger

...Can you forget that piece of cheese that you inhaled? Oh, just a crumb it was. But breathing while chewing, then choking! Was it Cheddar, Cheshire? Or that Limburger, Parmesan? But, oh, that p......Read the rest...

...When I visited Victor today, overwhelming stench drove me away. We stood outside and talked. I complained, and he balked: “Don’t be mean. I can’t help it. OKAY?” He let loose with a string of ......Read the rest...

...Forever friends we are and will always be said the white rat. This was news to the faerie, but he was nicer than her old cat. I can get you kibble, lettuce, bits of bacon, or other treats she said.......Read the rest...

...My gal from Pamunkey, has decided to leave. Cause I have funky undies, like bad stinky cheese. She doesn't think it's funny, that I'm attracting bees. Your butt get's pretty itchy, if you use ......Read the rest...

...I would like peanut butter macaroni and cheese please. And some tasty mice on my hamburger if it is not too much trouble. The pancakes should have dollops of garbage and limburger cheese. He will ......Read the rest...

...His mother taught him to say, "Please" Before eating Limburger cheese Each beat of his heart Propelled a cheese fart He tried to hide behind a sneeze......Read the rest...

...I fell down the rabbit hole and was shocked when I saw The old vial with the faded label that said “lah dee dah dah” Eat me or drink me, but good luck, you little creep. Because I am up here, and ......Read the rest...

...I don’t have a lingering doubt That cheese is the gods’ gift to man. It compliments other fine foods Whether peppery, salty or bland. There’s gorgonzola and Stilton, Emmental, muenster and ble......Read the rest...

...To gormandize upon the fungal billowing of its noisome mustiness, beguiles many to munch upon its earthy reek. A creamy white meatiness enchants taste buds to pillage pale fetid delights, whi......Read the rest...

...~~~~~ Sometimes I feel like a hunk of Limburger cheese! Poets pass my poetry as if it had the great aroma of unwashed toes and knees. . These poets are the ones who pretend to be my PS frie......Read the rest...

... You know how cheese Sometimes gets moldy and blue? How milk oftimes curdles And smells bad too? How babies (tho’ cute) Love to be cuddled But every so often Carry a definite phew?......Read the rest...

...You were my crush; The memory's sweet But I can't take Your stinking feet. Don't get me wrong; I've tried to please But I can't stand Limburger cheese. Date Written: 4-15-2019 ......Read the rest...

...What can I do if I like Limburger cheese saying gazoontite when somebody sneezed using a knife to eat my peas sighing loudly with a jeez What can I do when it's who I am I'm doing the best I can......Read the rest...

...SAY CHEESE A block of blue with some scrumptious salad veins. White american melted over my toasted hot philly and wizz creatively squirted on crackers entertain. Stinky limburger a treat — a c......Read the rest...

...Acapella, Abbot’s gold, cheese made so big and bright and bold. Pepper-jack, limburger, cheese on your pie. Why, oh, why, cook, why? Mozzarella, Elberton Blue, cheese so tasty for me and you. Ched......Read the rest...