Limburger Poems - Poems about Limburger

...Dead Skunk Season, it goes best on a roast, then sliced nice and thin, and served up on rye toast! Dead Skunk Season, oh it costs, but you’ll pay! A dash in the eggs drives the in-laws away! ......

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...Can you forget that piece of cheese that you inhaled? Oh, just a crumb it was. But breathing while chewing, then choking! Was it Cheddar, Cheshire? Or that Limburger, Parmesan? But, oh, that p......

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...When I visited Victor today, overwhelming stench drove me away. We stood outside and talked. I complained, and he balked: “Don’t be mean. I can’t help it. OKAY?” He let loose with a string of ......

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...Forever friends we are and will always be said the white rat. This was news to the faerie, but he was nicer than her old cat. I can get you kibble, lettuce, bits of bacon, or other treats she said.......

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...My gal from Pamunkey, has decided to leave. Cause I have funky undies, like bad stinky cheese. She doesn't think it's funny, that I'm attracting bees. Your butt get's pretty itchy, if you use ......

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...I would like peanut butter macaroni and cheese please. And some tasty mice on my hamburger if it is not too much trouble. The pancakes should have dollops of garbage and limburger cheese. He will ......

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...His mother taught him to say, "Please" Before eating Limburger cheese Each beat of his heart Propelled a cheese fart He tried to hide behind a sneeze......

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...I fell down the rabbit hole and was shocked when I saw The old vial with the faded label that said “lah dee dah dah” Eat me or drink me, but good luck, you little creep. Because I am up here, and ......

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...I don’t have a lingering doubt That cheese is the gods’ gift to man. It compliments other fine foods Whether peppery, salty or bland. There’s gorgonzola and Stilton, Emmental, muenster and ble......

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...To gormandize upon the fungal billowing of its noisome mustiness, beguiles many to munch upon its earthy reek. A creamy white meatiness enchants taste buds to pillage pale fetid delights, whi......

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...~~~~~ Sometimes I feel like a hunk of Limburger cheese! Poets pass my poetry as if it had the great aroma of unwashed toes and knees. . These poets are the ones who pretend to be my PS frie......

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... You know how cheese Sometimes gets moldy and blue? How milk oftimes curdles And smells bad too? How babies (tho’ cute) Love to be cuddled But every so often Carry a definite phew?......

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...You were my crush; The memory's sweet But I can't take Your stinking feet. Don't get me wrong; I've tried to please But I can't stand Limburger cheese. Date Written: 4-15-2019 ......

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...What can I do if I like Limburger cheese saying gazoontite when somebody sneezed using a knife to eat my peas sighing loudly with a jeez What can I do when it's who I am I'm doing the best I can......

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...SAY CHEESE A block of blue with some scrumptious salad veins. White american melted over my toasted hot philly and wizz creatively squirted on crackers entertain. Stinky limburger a treat — a c......

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