Long Limburger Poems
Long Limburger Poems. Below are the most popular long Limburger by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Limburger poems by poem length and keyword.
Not the Real Rabbit Hole
I fell down the rabbit hole and was shocked when I saw
The old vial with the faded label that said “lah dee dah dah”
Eat me or drink me, but good luck, you little creep.
Because I...
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Categories:
limburger, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Rhyme
My Pet Mouse Louie, a Connoisseur of Cheese
My pet mouse Louie is a connoisseur of exotic cheese,
But when it comes to gratifying him, he's mighty hard to please!
I have my own choice of cheese, therefor, 'tis an ongoing clash,
Between me and Louie...
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Categories:
limburger, food, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Flatulence, Poop, and Friendship
When I visited Victor today,
overwhelming stench drove me away.
We stood outside and talked.
I complained, and he balked:
“Don’t be mean. I can’t help it. OKAY?”
He let loose with a string of loud pops.
Neighbors fearing gunfire called...
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Categories:
limburger, food, friendship, hyperbole,
Form:
Limerick
Durians In Flight
To gormandize upon the fungal billowing
of its noisome mustiness,
beguiles many to munch upon its earthy reek.
A creamy white meatiness enchants taste buds
to pillage pale fetid delights,
while a gluttonous well-being
...
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Categories:
limburger, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Cheese, Cheese, Cheese, and Brie
Acapella, Abbot’s gold, cheese made so big and bright and bold.
Pepper-jack, limburger, cheese on your pie. Why, oh, why, cook, why?
Mozzarella, Elberton Blue, cheese so tasty for me and you.
Cheddar Cheese logs, cheese dogs, cheese...
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Categories:
limburger, 10th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th
Form:
Rhyme
Cheese
CHEESE
Wisconsin is the Cheese Capitol of the USA
There you can find cheese ever on display
And of this wonderful thing called cheese
There is a type for everyone if you please
There's Cheese Grits, and Nacho Cheese
Muenster, Guta,...
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Categories:
limburger, culture, food, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
Say Cheese
SAY CHEESE
A block of blue with some scrumptious salad veins.
White american melted over my toasted hot philly
and wizz creatively squirted on crackers entertain.
Stinky limburger a treat — a clothespin-nose silly.
Shredded, sliced or block —
I’ll hide...
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Categories:
limburger, food,
Form:
Rhyme
My Blue Cheese Is
My blue cheese is Limburger and it tastes like rotten meat.
Were I to put it twixt my toes, I would have stinky feet.
I once bought a big chunk of it, there's nothing I won't try.
It...
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Categories:
limburger, food, funny, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Limburger Cheese
His desire was for a kiss or two
Those eyes danced with a gleam
She turned her head a kiss to dread
Increased his sexual steam
Everyday he wanted to play
French kissing in his dreams
She refused his looks...
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Categories:
limburger, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
In a Sour Mood Today
You know how cheese
Sometimes gets moldy and blue?
How milk oftimes curdles
And smells bad too?
How babies (tho’ cute)
Love to be cuddled
But every so often
Carry a definite phew?
How dogs (and cats)
Our beloved companions
Sometimes develop a certain...
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Categories:
limburger, emotions, feelings,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Limburger Cheese Poetess
~~~~~
Sometimes I feel like a hunk of Limburger cheese!
Poets pass my poetry as if it had the great aroma
of unwashed toes and knees.
.
These poets are the ones who pretend to be my
PS friends?
But...
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Categories:
limburger, friend, humorous, poetess,
Form:
Couplet
What Can I Do
What can I do if I like Limburger cheese
saying gazoontite when somebody sneezed
using a knife to eat my peas
sighing loudly with a jeez
What can I do when it's who I am
I'm doing the best I...
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Categories:
limburger, how i feel, humorous, i love you,
Form:
Rhyme
Cheese
I don’t have a lingering doubt
That cheese is the gods’ gift to man.
It compliments other fine foods
Whether peppery, salty or bland.
There’s gorgonzola and Stilton,
Emmental, muenster and bleu,
There’s limburger, feta and Jack,
And hundreds of others, too.
When...
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Categories:
limburger, humor,
Form:
Quatrain
Ordering Breakfast At the Cafe
I would like peanut butter macaroni and cheese please.
And some tasty mice on my hamburger if it is not too much trouble.
The pancakes should have dollops of garbage and limburger cheese.
He will have a bowl...
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Categories:
limburger, mother, parents,
Form:
Rhyme