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mellifluous euphonious

...Muscadine Sauce
2 Lbs. of muscadine grapes or
6 cups halfed grapes
1 1/2 cups of muscadine grape juice
1/2 cup of strawberry wine
1 tablespoon of ground ginger

2 T lemon juice
1/2 cup of sug...

Sweet Noodle Goongey

...20 thin sliced eggplant or zucchini
brined and water and dried
30 slices of white tomato
30 slices of a good stiff red tomatto
4 tablespoons of crushed garlic
1 &1/2 cup of diced onion
2 lbs of...

Fix your lips

...The Early Years

She is to entertain 20 people
I fried up 20 cucumbers 
5 lbs. Of okra
In a grit and Parmesan cheese
And bits of bacon in the batter
Some spices, mace, cayenne , paprika
Garli...

Santa Limerick and Santa Jokes For The Holidays

...Santa, weighed four hundred lbs at his yearly check up.
"The Kids bribe me Dr, with Burgers, fries and ketchup." 
Dr said, " That's a lame excuse,
your eating habits, you abused!"
"Doc, the reind...

Sold

...Sold

To be sold by the people
Who were supposed to love you
To be sold at 
Just 9 years old
For alcohol and laughs 
To be sold 
Day after day
Why fight?
To be sold by people
Who were supp...

Life's Untorn Page

...I moved to San Francisco from across the bay in early 1977. At 19 years old, dad got me a two-bedroom house in the San Francisco suburb known as the Ocean District. It was the type of home that adjoi...

12 Days of Christmas In New Orleans

...On the 1st day of Christmas my hometown gave to me 
a ride in Rex's Mardi Gras parade

On the 2nd day of Christmas my hometown gave to me
2 mosquitoes buzzin' and 
a ride in Rex's Mardi ...

Chapter 5 -- Damian Hakim: Brothers To Brothers

...Date  February 17,  2014

Today is the day that Damian 
Will not ever forget. 12 years-old Damian 
Was asleep in bed. When he Heard 
His father's voice calling and his
Mother screaming. Damian ...

I'm The Giant Panda

...Do not mistake me for a Bear.
       True, I look like one, but my features 
             Resemble those of a raccoon.
             Unlike the hulking Grizzly Bear,<...

Chapter 50 -- Damian Delilah Mallory: the Family Seventeen

...Year  August 2039

Molly started contractions about 
40 minutes before Dolly they
Were both rushed to the
Hospital in separate ambulances
There was a family Gathering 
with both families at th...

Marital Bliss

...Once upon a time, a Bedeviled Bachelor,
fell in love with a Sinister Spinster.
It seemed to be a match made in Heaven,
until the day all Hell broke loose.

It started when the Bachelor's Brother...

Healing and Hardships 15-28

...Can't you see
It's her not me
I’m being framed

That girl was my friend
But now she’s HER friend
And I can't talk to them?
What the hell

Where is SHE getting these games?
Why am I the only...

Sad Life 11-23

...A sleepover 
Hooray
My sister and I
We pack light
a small bag each

It's been 3 days
I am out of fresh clothes
I miss my toys
Can I go back now?

Apparently sleepover
Does not mean what I...

Inferiority Complex As a Kid, Adolescent and Emerging Adult

...Inferiority complex as a kid, adolescent and emerging adult

Yours truly (an amazingly,
gracefully, and markedly modest
passively aging baby boomer -
formerly introverted long haired
pencil nec...

A Wedding-Multiple Choice Quiz

...Weddings most often take place in June because...
a. It's the traditional month 
b. More flowers are in bloom then
c. Mother's coerce their daughters to choose it
d. As a little girl, it w...

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