Short Lbs Poems

An ounce of experience
 —is worth 1000 lbs. of why

(Villanova Pennsylvania: January, 2014)...

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Amanda Eller lost 20-pound
Walking around unfamiliar ground
You can be sure
Our fortnight tour
Will leave you laughing at Lost & Found...

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Bertha Saylor just loved fish and chips
And they all settled down on her hips
Her buttocks would groan
When she weighed ten stone*
But the seamen could all come to grips


*ten stone = US 140 lbs...

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YEP! Finally made it below that magic number
As of today 199.4 lbs, it's been a while since I was under
Perseverance it takes
For my health's sake
Hallelujah! What a feeling, like I woke up from a slumber...

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Tomorrow marks the 
first day of fourth grade
We head to the doctor
We get weighed
At 40 lbs, I am in the fifth percentile
that's a good score, right?


My sad life poems have been compiled into a larger series
The sad life series is followed by 
Healing and hardships
The OK times
Splintering
Return
School
School and covid
And finally into 2023...

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YattaYattaYatta 

I can do the this and that 
i can wear my army hat 
i can lift 600 lbs 
just look at this arm you wimp 
i can yatta yatta yatta 
i can whomp yew little man 
yes you can you great big man 
but yatta yatta yatta too 
i can do the this and that 
i can wear my army hat 
i cannot lift 600 lbs 
my arm is not my god today 
but yatta yatta yatta 
i can step away 
and live...

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Your gorgeous, and a temptation I can’t deny
The only trouble is,
my waistline has ballooned since I first met you.
You may be asking why
Well that’s my sweet tongue, sticky fingers
and your delicious honey pot.
Why don’t you diet I hear you say.
Well, life’s to short for fannying around
The only fanny I crave is your lovely honey pot.
Well, after all I guess its nice to have a few extra lbs (pounds) anyway....

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THE YEAR WAS 2001 THE SECOND DAY OF NOVEMBER
MY ANGEL EMERGED WHAT A DAY 2 REMEMBER

9-LBS 6-OZ A TOTAL PACKAGE OF LOVE
ALL THANKS & APPRECIATION MUSTERED WAS SENT 2 THE MAN ABOVE

NEVER KNEW A LOVE LIKE THIS.
COULD EVER EXIST.
A LIFE OF COMMITMENT WAS SEALED WITH A KISS.

EVERY DEMON & EVIL SPIRIT HE THRUSTED FROM ME.
CLEANSED MY HEART & MY SOUL THEN TRUSTED IN ME.

2 LOVE HIM & STEER HIM FROM DANGER SO THAT'S WHAT IVE DONE.
SEE MY ANGEL IS UNIQUE MY ANGEL'S MY SON......

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WANT A HOLD YOU
ON LINE AND OFF

ARE YOU SEEKING OR JUST PEEKING
LOST 62 LBS. 43, DWF MOTHER
SEEKING THAT BLUE-CALLER MALE 30 TO 45
LET’S BARBER0-QUE,THROW FRISBEE, 
WET IN THE POOL
RUN IN THE SAND
DANCE IN THE MOONLIGHT
TAKE A CHANCE ON ME……….
HOLD ON TO ME……
NONSMOKER, WATER ON THE ROCKS,
DON’T DO DRUGS, GET HIGH OFF LIFE
UP FOR THE BEAT IN THE HEAT
SO LET’S SEEK AND DO MORE THAN PEEK
LET’S MEET AND RUB FEET

WORLD AROUND ME
PO. BOX 14744
SPOKANE VALLEY, WA. 992...

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Arsenic
Bisphenol-A
Cresol
Defoliants
Ethanol
Formaldehyde
Government collusion
Herbicides
Insecticides
Junk food
Killing us all
Lead
Mercury
Naphthalene
Oil
Pesticides
Quiet destruction
Rodenticides
Styrene butadine
Trichlorothylene
U.S. produced 15 trillion lbs. of chemicals in 2007
Vinyl chloride
Water pollution
Xylene
You might want to read ***
Zero tolerance


*** "Poisoned Profits: The Toxic Assault on Our Children"
         by Philip & Alice Shabecoff...

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