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Happiest Science Teacher

...Good morning Poison Squirrels, Today I am going to address your bowel problems My class groans. We don’t like to think about them. We are teens. Your mouth chews up food, right? Asks Mr. Lee......Read the rest...

Categories: large intestine, science, student, teacher,
Form: Narrative

Offering Thanks To the Lord

...Offering Thanks to the Lord Accept my thanks, Merciful Lord, For shielding me oft and anon From the harsh grips of certain......Read the rest...

Categories: large intestine, 1st grade, life, spiritual,
Form: Rhyme

Empire Evil --

...The Gatekeeper to the Internet "How hard to learn the huge, bulky section 'Dietary Fibers for the Elimination of Poo from the Large Intestine' blocked is to me alone!" -- a bummed pat......Read the rest...

Categories: large intestine, pain,
Form: Couplet

Large Intestine, Texas: Part Two

...Toilets overflow In Large Intestine, Texas Don't breathe in outhouse......Read the rest...

Categories: large intestine, giggle, humor, parody, silly,
Form: Senryu

Large Intestine, Texas

...The gastro problems Of Large, Intestine Texas Stay away from beans......Read the rest...

Categories: large intestine, giggle, humor, parody, silly,
Form: Senryu

Coffee Or Poetry

...Aging Bravely Considering Dust Even if our bodies are dressed as smooth-hued flesh Breakfast or brunch Complete or channeled Doing or Daddying Even when life and ministry often take me awa......Read the rest...

Categories: large intestine, anniversary, bible, community, father,
Form: ABC

A Feast For the Bride

...Moonshine hues in a powerful projection peep in to light the lovers’ cavern with profusion. Her tibias go weak; on the stone table, displayed were wooden large bowls full and neatly arr......Read the rest...

Categories: large intestine, fantasy, humor,
Form: Couplet

Ode To Morning Coffee

...The alarm hits me over the head like a rock Extra scoop of exhaustion, work-related Timer says it’s Cranky-Past-Grump O’clock But fear not, the remedy has percolated The mind is so thick, chunk......Read the rest...

Categories: large intestine, humor, morning, drug,
Form: Quatrain

Yet More Tb's Tbs

...Okay, for Christy, who I could never refuse; Do you have to be fat to have a large intestine? I'm afraid to ask what kind of dance they do in Lapland. Dripping pan- a pan that leaks. Is a......Read the rest...

Categories: large intestine, funny, on writing and
Form: Burlesque