Ode To Morning Coffee

The alarm hits me over the head like a rock
Extra scoop of exhaustion, work-related
Timer says it’s Cranky-Past-Grump O’clock
But fear not, the remedy has percolated

The mind is so thick, chunky, and addled
My thoughts are completely jumbled
The dim world seems so utterly scrambled
Not quite sure what the mouth just mumbled

The glass carafe is impatiently steaming
Very soon there will be no more drooping
In a relative way, I’ll be quite beaming
And shortly thereafter, I know I’ll be…whooping

The heart pumps with the steaming mug
For so many ailments it fills the need
Mind verily hopping on this legal drug
Not sure why anyone bothers with speed

Then a brief time later, the predictable scare
To the throne room, I take hasty flight
Slamming the door to avoid the brown bear
With comforting knowledge I’ll re-emerge light

O! Coffee! Your pleasures not limited to the palate
Nor the great, salutary jolt to the mind
That gentle whack on the head with a mallet
And the large intestine not far behind

While I thrive on that mental clarity,
Look forward to that sublime daily lift
It’s that reassuring sense of regularity
That is the hallowed bean’s greatest gift!

4/11/16

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016



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Date: 7/24/2017 6:06:00 AM
Love your humorous depictions of contemporary life. Another great one.
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Date: 8/28/2016 8:13:00 AM
I enjoy coffee but am limited to one cup a day, sometimes two. The truth of the last two lines are right on! Thanks for the stop by. Best to you in your writing endeavors. / M
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Date: 7/15/2016 11:33:00 AM
Tom! Love this! congrats on your placement and thank you for being a part of my contest :)-luloo
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Tom Quigley
Date: 7/16/2016 6:32:00 AM
Thanks, Laura!
Date: 4/21/2016 4:29:00 PM
Well done, Tom. I love poems and prose about coffee. The beverage is a universal balm (and in some cases, bane). My favorite coffee poem of all time is here (click the title right above the poem to view the video): http://www.wildrhymetrees.com/library/poetry/cat_2/nature/coffee.php
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Tom Quigley
Date: 4/21/2016 8:02:00 PM
That's a good one. Thx Tom!
Date: 4/20/2016 1:13:00 AM
Enjoyed this praise of what wakes me each day. Can't attempt much until I have had that first cup. Love my Keurig....SuZ
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Tom Quigley
Date: 4/20/2016 9:47:00 AM
Thanks, Suzanne!
Date: 4/11/2016 8:22:00 PM
Nice piece! I also am an addict. It's good to see odes coming back. They are a lost form :)-Dan
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Tom Quigley
Date: 4/11/2016 11:01:00 PM
Thanks, Dan!
Date: 4/11/2016 6:00:00 PM
I drink it everyday, about 2 pots! I love the humor and the truth in this write. Peace my friend:)
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Tom Quigley
Date: 4/11/2016 11:01:00 PM
Thanks, Daniel!
Date: 4/11/2016 4:12:00 PM
Great humour Tom - I rarely drink coffee I much prefer tea but I do like the smell when hubby brews himself some fresh coffee at the weekend:-) hugs jan xx
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Tom Quigley
Date: 4/11/2016 11:02:00 PM
Thank you, Jan! I'm also partial to tea, but I tend to start off with the bigger kick...
Date: 4/11/2016 3:30:00 PM
Loved the humor in this write...Loved Cranky past Grumpy o'clock. Very witty. Also, slamming the door to avoid the brown bear...Yup. That's the power of coffee. Thanks for your visit to my work.
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Tom Quigley
Date: 4/11/2016 11:02:00 PM
Thanks, Eileen!
Date: 4/11/2016 3:28:00 PM
Loved the humor in this write...Loved Cranky past Grumpy o'clock. Very witty. Also, slamming the door to avoid the brown bear...Yup. That's the power of coffee. Thanks for your visit to my work.
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Date: 4/11/2016 3:05:00 PM
Great tribute to coffee, Tom. I was not brought up with it so I don't drink it but I love its aroma and the flavor of coffee ice cream. I tried it once and did not like it as a drink. It's against my O blood type too. Anyway, it is sure popular in this world!!!
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Tom Quigley
Date: 4/11/2016 11:03:00 PM
Thanks, Andrea!
Date: 4/11/2016 2:09:00 PM
- O! Coffee!!!!! - The best start on the day, Tom :) - Lovely ode - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 4/11/2016 11:03:00 PM
Thanks, Anne-Lise!
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