i am cupid of ireland
i came to ridicule women into the grave
to be rhetorically relevent to juliet is not plausable
you are tly the last of america, the confident mailbox of your ass
gets passed, like trash beneath my sheets, hoodat?
thats a poser, white trash ballet, think so?
gimme nothing like udder against, my title, bout less
kickers in the mules acres of disease
con't grow out you face, enough laid
brittle pickles, her daddy's lies
Categories:
kickers, abuse,
Form: Rhyme
Should I write a poem about Halloween,
full of psychological horrors and gruesome things?
Like deep romantic wounds getting infected,
herpe kisses or Donald Trump getting elected?
I could lean on shuddery tropes, like haunted houses
or more real world threats, like cutthroat spouses.
I could make you look up scary looking words, like Syncretism.
gasp What caused that creek in the floor?!
Who’s that banging on the door?
Is that blood on that rag?
Is there a body in that bag?
Is that your husband in drag!?
Relax, have fun, chill-out,
Oh, better get a bowl of candy out.
Happy Halloween!
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Songs for this:
Monster Mash by Bobby "Boris" Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers
I Killed You by Tyler, The Creator
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*Merriam Webster: Syncretism: combining different forms of belief
Categories:
kickers, fun, halloween, humor, scary,
Form: Rhyme
#5: The Morning After
Shifting affects all their pulled souls; constant,
seized stares engage dawning crystals; bred views.
Child-like cherubs guide giggling stars; enchant,
Pegasus prepped and harnessed; controlled crews,
sprawled winged bats whorl descends barricaded,
midnight submerged shades Admiral cool blues.
Swamp aroused, croaks, leaps, buzzes, and waded,
Luna merged descension, picturesque views,
a deserved tired town, abandoned lagoon,
cows standing in their beds as the grass grows,
a milkman's leaving whistles a suite tune,
farm life kickers, kitchens light flicker glows.
Cherubs hook up the small wagon and hold,
as Sol draws the reigns; Chariot of Gold.
Categories:
kickers, allusion, analogy, appreciation, beautiful,
Form: Crown of Sonnets
work in progress
Footle of Country Bands
S**t Kickers/slide guitar
cowboys
Stetson
John Denver/folk music
“Thank God”
fiddler
Footle Of Rock Bands
Guitar strings/stockings
steely
nylons
Big hair/bands
hairspray
glamour
Roadies/Hotel
seconds
trashed rooms
Thrash/Punk Rock
Bangers
Façade
Categories:
kickers, humorous,
Form: Verse
She wore high-heeled, pointy-toed kickers
Like American city slickers
Walked out on the ice
Against all advice
Promptly fell down and soiled her knickers
Categories:
kickers, cute, environment, fun, funny,
Form: Limerick
An ordinary stone
Who can know
Moving from season to season
Not so very slow
Forced to undesired
Positions
But perseveres
A stone with hope
Who can care about something
So small
Who can know
A stone that
Relays on challenges
After stricken
Waits for the next
To be moved about
On the grounds
Of the earth
On the surface
To the kickers direction
Adventures corners of the earth
Uses problems as opportunity
To climb to the utmost peak
Dreaming to reach water
And peel off the dust
So appears the gold
So someone can know
It's potential
To bringing joy
And riches
Categories:
kickers, devotion,
Form: ABC
The game
Squashed his frame
Socks tainted
Carved out plain
But the road map was tame
Animals replete
With zoo keeper seed
From marsupial greed
A black out rabbit hole
Concealed the frrozen deals
Pincers chopping dollar backs
Red with collar grabs
Soapy suds and beer
The watery love endeared
To carry a child burden
For the sake of namesake
Dust off the the boot heel kickers
And fly kites with cotton pickers
Categories:
kickers, death, dedication,
Form: Free verse
Bung eye Bert
Now Bung eye Bert was a bit of a squirt
And came from the bush you see
Had a squinty eye, an open fly
Was bandy round the knee
He came to Brissy town this day
First time in the big big smoke
Rolled his swag out in the park to lay
Till the evil thugs did croak
Swag on fire, soon it was a blazer
They started kicking him around
He groped in his boot, the razor
He slashed hamstrings that he found
Slashing just above the heel
They started dropping all around
Good old Bengal razor steel
With 3 hamstrung while they kicked him
They weren’t too happy hey
They lay screaming on the ground, bit grim
Poor thugs just crawled away.
Don Johnson
Sponsor Olajide Adelana
Contest Name The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Part One
Categories:
kickers, adventure, urban,
Form: Ballad