A Fix For Head Kickers
Bung eye Bert
Now Bung eye Bert was a bit of a squirt
And came from the bush you see
Had a squinty eye, an open fly
Was bandy round the knee
He came to Brissy town this day
First time in the big big smoke
Rolled his swag out in the park to lay
Till the evil thugs did croak
Swag on fire, soon it was a blazer
They started kicking him around
He groped in his boot, the razor
He slashed hamstrings that he found
Slashing just above the heel
They started dropping all around
Good old Bengal razor steel
With 3 hamstrung while they kicked him
They weren’t too happy hey
They lay screaming on the ground, bit grim
Poor thugs just crawled away.
Don Johnson
Sponsor Olajide Adelana
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