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A Fix For Head Kickers

Bung eye Bert Now Bung eye Bert was a bit of a squirt And came from the bush you see Had a squinty eye, an open fly Was bandy round the knee He came to Brissy town this day First time in the big big smoke Rolled his swag out in the park to lay Till the evil thugs did croak Swag on fire, soon it was a blazer They started kicking him around He groped in his boot, the razor He slashed hamstrings that he found Slashing just above the heel They started dropping all around Good old Bengal razor steel With 3 hamstrung while they kicked him They weren’t too happy hey They lay screaming on the ground, bit grim Poor thugs just crawled away. Don Johnson Sponsor Olajide Adelana Contest Name The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Part One

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Date: 10/28/2010 2:54:00 PM
you have soup mail
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Date: 10/28/2010 10:59:00 AM
that was adorable, it even reads with an Aussie accent, love it
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