Kick Poems

murderous mittens and her side kick tiger socks

La la la, la-la-la, laaa-la!
La la la, la-la-la, laaa-la!

SO THE KITTY SAID TO ME,
MEOW MEEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
SHE SAID TIME TO FEED ME,
MEOOOWWWWOOOO.

MEOW MEOOWWW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW,
LIKE THAT OF A BANSHEE.
MEOW MEOOWWW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW,
SHE CALLS OUT TO ME.

MEOW MEOOWWW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW,
SCRATCHING AT THE DOOR.
MEOW MEOOWWW MEOW

Special Agent Kevin Dreary Side Kick to Special agent Leroy Heimbach

Special Agent Kevin Dreary was very shy red hair eyes reminded me of Prince Harry he was very eager but this could have got me killed he teamed up with my brother in law Sgt Baker in Nashville crazy how the federal bureau of investigation planted itself in my family I am truly blessed at

A kick up the rear

I've been attentive.' Aware of passive hostile directive
eu implied power.' The titans of 'this hour?' Hmm.' As 
One who does know God.' I offer Some thought? 
In respect.' In amity; in response.' To the actions odd.'
Of the wimpish, and woke ones.' Euro-phile joke broke ones
If I were the leader, of America into free air.' Free

My January Fix Brought February's Kick

8x8x8x8 Poetry Contest
Charles Messina


So here we are in the new year
Throw confetti wishes and cheer
January opened its doors nicely
Merry old me entered modestly
Shook the monkey off my back
Took his banana in place of a snack
How losing a few pounds inspires
Now I can climb the tree of desires

Kick Somebody

If you have it share it get everybody in it
If the shoe fits wear it and kick somebody with it
Got a mule in a carrot you know He'll never get it 
Every move is apparent you're getting where you're heading You can go where you go try to get in where you fit in 
you

Free kick

Love, that's our free kick,
No regrets, all chaps and chicks,
Man, love ya to bits!

Kick Ass

I led the stubborn horse to water
Couldn't make him drink as he oughta
I swore and I cursed
When he died of thirst
Shoulda traded him for one smarter

I buried the horse and bought a mule
Again, I played the part of a fool
It refused to drink
So it made me think
I should kick the ass into the pool!

words give me a kick

Words are fun, they give me a kick
Vomit, pooh pooh, manure, ick!
Some bounce like a grasshopper’s pogo stick
Others are greasy, grimy, slimy, sticky, sick
Z words are rare, as are words that being with Q.
Name words make me enthusiastic, that’s what they do.
Zing, Zany, Zig, Zippy, Ziggy zag zoo, delight me so.
You can never go wrong

dont kick the leaves

Don’t kick the leaves! Her mother said.
Her father rolled his eyes in the back of his head.
It’ll make your eyes crossed! Said her grandmother.
Who was the weirdo who had raised her mother.

I used to kick leaves all the time said her dad.
Some of my leaf-kicking times were the best times I had.
She tried to walk

Health Kick

He's on a health kick,
Running until he's feeling sick.
No alcohol or flavoured  vapes,
Sleeping eight hours with closed drapes.

Chopping up veggies with brown rice,
Drinking green smoothies with cubes of ice.
Avoiding French fries and burger meals,
Measuring his blood pressure when he feels. 

Chicken is his only meat,
Especially eaten as a treat.
He has decaffeinated tea and coffee,
And

When I Kick the Buckett

When I kick the bucket you better cry
misery and loneliness overwhelm you when I die
You better mourn over me missing me a lot
even with another don't ever let me be forgot
Make your home a shrine over my memory
let every soul know how much your missing me
Beseech the entire town for my memorial day
lead every church

Kick the Bums Out!

My job as your next President
and benevolent dictator,
is to live it up in the White House
and not bother Americans at all.

O and yes....
defund and term limit
all congressmen and senators,
who needs politics
when we have sesame bread sticks?

The irredeemably evil among us
will be forced to pillow fight it out
in a bouncy castle.

Public spectacles of random kindness
would be

Not To Kick the Bucket

No need to attempt to hold your last breath
The kiss of death will take your breath away

Smack, Punch, Kick

*smack* *punch* *kick*
Behind closed doors is what you miss
On the outside, it all seems fine
On the inside, it all declines
But hide or else
You might hear yells
*smack* *punch* *kick

A Penalty Kick Missed

It's a sick joke
free kicks for penalties
with no infringements made.
Such is life, missed!

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