Job Interview Poems - Poems about Job Interview

I'm scheduled to interview a few applicants for the job of master carpenter, and among them is the name of my ex. hmmm... I can't wait to see the look on his face when he sees me. After 9 years, there's a lot I'd like to ask him. He walks in and stops when he...

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his nose was distracting but so was mine i listened to it ; in the car on the way there the bass was in my brain what if he'd never heard it? the questions kept coming questions about stuff thinking about the book of judges i saw paintings i followed him home hid beneath the window pane but heard nothing i didn't get the job...

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They asked “so what would you say is your biggest weakness?” My inability to answer questions like this. What do you think you could bring to the role? Probably the motivation created by the payroll Where do you see yourself in 5 years from now? Doing your job better than you do without doubt Say what...

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As a former executive recruiter, I used to hear about some incredible things that applicants have said on job interviews. A few of them are a bit 'spicy' to list here, but here are some choice tidbits: My name's John. But you can call me 'Lizard.' You forgot to offer me a cup of coffee. I...

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Before we begin let me say this is not a fun job. I stand up, and shake their hand. Thanks. Fastest job interview ever....

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I hurried to a nearby town to give an interview. I knew this perfect job would help me start my life anew. I took the elevator and pushed button number eight. The car lurched; then it wouldn’t budge. I cried, “Oh, I’ll be late!” One shrieking nut, two clueless girls who texted or played rap, one man with body odor, and two grouches shared the trap. I...

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The raw innocence of a first job interview I'm sitting at a McDonald's writing a poem. I save it. My interest is piqued, at a young lad interviewing for his first job, presumably. At first I see him dressed in shorts, plain white t-shirt, and slippers, and I then think of his mistaken attire. He kept twitching his nervous knees as the...

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Going For A Job Interview The moment of truth comes, when one comes face to face with a prospective boss… Having secured an appointed date for interview, it is time to meet the boss… This learned young man is well prepared in his spirits, mind and body… For this day is the much anticipated date to...

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Went for a job interview And was grounded by many stupid questions, not just few. They started with, Describe yourself in three words. Just read the documents and find the answer yourself. Where do you see yourself in five years? I am a computer engineer, not an astrologer. What are your salary expectations? I applied after reading the salary you advertised,...

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The HR person called me in… I was turning gray… Was he even twenty-one? I wondered if the interview would go well, as he did fung shui the chairs around. Offered a caramel expresso mocha late decaf, I told him I took my coffee black. Alas my friend, it got progressively worse, this: our proverbial generational gap. He asked...

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JOB INTERVIEW IN AFRICA Changing bus Walking heat Worth the pain Of aching feet....

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in the plan to help you stand have god writing hand cloths should be is one of the key nices shrit no drit and something new for the JOB INTERVIEW...

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There once was a boy, named Abdul; Went to get a job, fresh out of school. All dressed up like July, With a bow and a tie; But left his fly open, what a fool!...

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