A Job Interview

Went for a job interview
And was grounded by many stupid questions, not just few.

They started with, Describe yourself in three words.
Just read the documents and find the answer yourself.

Where do you see yourself in five years?
I am a computer  engineer, not an astrologer.

What are your salary expectations?
I applied after reading the salary you advertised, if want to give more
I have no regrets.

Are you married,divorced,separated or single?
I am here for a job, not for any modelling contest
so I need to be single.

What do your co-workers say about you?
They say I am the best, believe me or not its true.

Why are you leaving your current job?
I just love giving the job interviews and that's all.
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Agustin Avatar
August 9, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Thanks for sharing this... exposing your thoughts through your unique poetic style. Meanwhile, I greet you with the love of the Lord, expressed by John 3:16 of the Bible, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." Be blessed.
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February 20, 2016 at 10:33 PM
Sonia, Enjoyed the way you expressed every line. Please keep writing and sharing your poetry. LOVE LINDA
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December 22, 2015 at 7:40 PM
SONIA :) stopping by to enjoy some of the best poems and poets of 2010 - 1015 :) Hope you are well enjoying what is left of 2015. Sending an early Christmas Message with Hugs. May you have a blessed Christmas and a happy New Year. Good luck in all you do during 2016. ~SKAT LOVE~
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June 21, 2015 at 12:36 AM
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