Joyful Jay
...Jay’s jargon is jammed with jerky jammer
jiggery-pokery and jocundity. Jiggling joyous
joviality and jubilance, justifying Jay’s jollity....
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Categories:
jammer, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form: Alliteration
Petit Fours Etiquette- The Soupbone Crooners
...When asked what there names were
one responded quickly and spoke with a very heavy voice
saying his stage name was "Rink rasher"
and his partners was " Fresh Meat"
he shook my hand and began a co...
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Categories:
jammer, character, culture, film, music,
Form: Ballad
drub a word
...What a beat
Whip and defeat
Pound a hammer
Lick a jammer
Drub a word...
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Categories:
jammer, word play,
Form: Free verse
A Matthew By Any Other Name
...Hey Diddle Diddle
My Little in his Middle
My Machu; My Pichu
Mommy loves you so much I could eat you
My Handsomest Man
You smell like a crayon
My Mammer; My Jammer
Your Uncle Peanut says you'...
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Categories:
jammer, longing,
Form: I do not know?
Ship Mary Rose
...Ship Mary Rose
Paint me a picture of the Mary Rose, a fine ship
A tall ship with full blown sails
that’s on a far ocean trip.
A wind jammer that’s weathered many gales
On its way to China...
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Categories:
jammer, ocean,
Form: Terzanelle
China Clipper
...Listen and you can hear the wind whisper
the name of a lost ship and its skipper.
The wind’s name is Favonius, winged god
His sotto voce is but a whimper.
Gentle breeze doth tell of China Clip...
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Categories:
jammer, sorrow,
Form: Rubaiyat
Beating of the Heart
...Whammer, jammer, ball peen hammer
angry clamor, makes me stammer
outside, inside, up and down
fake a smile and make a frown
ram it, lam it, ding dong damn it
jamb the door and loudly slam it
be...
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Categories:
jammer, abuse, imagery,
Form: Rhyme
Easy As a 1,2,3
...Hug A Taxi Cloud Furnace Inflatable Train
Chug A Deer Sweet Throne Ping Pong Pirate
Examiner Of Creams Unhingeology Tailored Loving Censor...
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Categories:
jammer, i love you,
Form: ABC
I'Ll Try the Door Again, Monica
...Monica, I tell you that’s an awfully hard door.
I don’t think I should be hitting it anymore.
I’ve given it the works with this sledgehammer.
Yes, I know we are in a big jammer.
How did I know th...
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Categories:
jammer, funny
Form: Rhyme