Petit Fours Etiquette- The Soupbone Crooners

When asked what there names were one responded quickly and spoke with a very heavy voice saying his stage name was "Rink rasher" and his partners was " Fresh Meat" he shook my hand and began a conversation: while his partner stood silent with a frown on his face. I was try to bring him into the conversation asking questions often he'd just grunt and smile. He was a star helmeted Jammer and a successful one. But when he finally opened up I found him to be friendly, nice and smart. He knew the journalist terms from his failed attempt at journalism darning his college days, he said he found fame and fortune on his debut night as a pro. After a botched attempt at scoring he had skated 31 laps before the bout had concluded. And was the success of the night! He told me a story about a guy named "Carny" James a fight guy rassler who was a flute plyer and parttime zylophone player. He gotta jig with this RubMusic crooner.(R$B Singer) well they were going into the studio to record this jam: he asked me to come and critic his groups sound, I did a jornelist was there and asked me to do the interview for the group since I had taken jornelism in school I did the mag-session as they called it. Well the cooner guy's backup singers didn't show up and he needed someone to say oo-ooh softly intune. I couldn't carry a note to a grocery store much less sing he got me in tune and I did it. I never thought anything about it but one day royality check started coming in and I realized I was a rockstar and a Derby guy. Then I got into rassling and these guy's from hockey started getting us into trouble. Hockey guys and Roller Derby guy's don't get along!