Husband Irony Poems

the director had said, “our needs are dire”
my wife volunteered us both for the choir
always something going wrong
with my voice I won’t last long 
it...

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I am in the doctor’s office
waiting for my husband having his usual checkup
three people are having conversations
with other people using cellphones
you want to see the...

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Without a wife, I'm half a man
    without a life, with no game plan

  Without children, partners come unglued 
 ...

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Beware, if your skin color is other than brown!
    Kamala Harris announced that in town.

    Save people of color...

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Everyone talks about money laundering.
I often wondered what that meant.
So I found out from a good source, the internet.
There's alot of information on the subject,...

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Unsettled Calm

Why am I writing this, 
when they say... 
really no one cares? 
I don't believe they are right. 
The more "they" try to prove...

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As a miner in a mine,
         He has lots of lonely times.
     ...

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lullabies in sleep
still sleeplessly snow-skating ~
babies are clever

husband on new love
wife income-generating ~
both caught red-handed

happy luck watchman 
peg a day keeps dreams away ~
early sleep...

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There was panic at the food bank when I arrived in my Rolls Royce
They said I was not welcome with my fur coat and plummy...

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The old Irishman and his wife were out walking.
They saw a Leprechaun
chased and caught it.

The Leprechaun begged
“please release me and
I’ll be givin’ ya three wishes.”

The...

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REALLY !

I was enjoying perusing men’s shirts at my regular thrift store ~ my husband had a million shirts but in my little head you...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Heather’s heartless husband
lies on the mortuary slab;
his eyes glazed over like a dead salmon.
She’d always said he was a cold fish …
but he’s stiff -...

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drove wife to doctor
counting wheelchair ramp spindles
~waiting for Godot






7/10/2020

My wife smiled at this one.  Or was it a smirk?

Waiting for Godot is a play...

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I
'She's only a bird in a gilded cage,'
so a well-known song has once told.
She married a man well advanced in years
for the sake of his...

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