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Christmas Irony Poems

These Christmas Irony poems are examples of Irony poems about Christmas. These are the best examples of Irony Christmas poems written by international poets.

Marley's Ghost Revisited

If it isn't my old friend Ebenezer,
why you ugly grizzled geezer!
Have some tea (or soup) of barley,
This is your pal, Jacob Marley.
You needn't be so...

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Categories: christmas, humor, irony,

A Narrative Sure to Resonate with Those Who Stand for Justice

   Mexico claims part of Texas as its own  
     Calls to invade the Lone Star State have...

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Categories: america, irony, satire, truth,

Christmas Blooming Christmas

The end of November
Christmas looms ever nearer;
Gifts required for Buster Boy
Kitty Violette and Keira
As well as those for 
Their dads and mums
All to be bought...

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Categories: christmas, humor, irony,

The Twelve Days of Space Crafts

On the first day of Space Crafts, Skywalker gave to me,
-- (and...) a Jedi who'll make life truly free,
On the second day of Space Crafts,...

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Categories: irony, allusion, analogy, celebration, change,

The Power of Words

My mother was talking to her friend and I was drawing fruit on an Izal toilet roll.
Only because we didn’t have any writing paper and...

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Categories: irony, children, daughter, emotions, family,

Poetic Thoughts Are As Holiday Trees

The lowest branches get lights,
decoration,
adulation,
attention.

Upper reaches sway, snap in the dark,
break and turn loose their leaves.

But never receive a mention....

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Categories: irony, 8th grade, christmas, holiday,

A Yuletide Prayer

God rest ye merry gentleman
Thank the Lord that you are able
By devious manipulation to
Keep the turkey on the table;

All praise to those good bankers 
Who...

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Categories: humor, irony, satire,

Just Another Average Christmas

Just Another Average Christmas

Just another average Christmas, not especially good nor bad,
When everyone says dinner was the best they’ve ever had.
When Mother works her fingers...

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Categories: irony, christmas, humor, humorous, satire,

The Santa Poem She's Been Waiting For

Oh, boy! It's poem time!
       I think I'll try a little rhyme
     What goes with...

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Categories: christmas, hyperbole, irony, marriage,

Festive Irony

The morning sky is still blueish
While the festive air feels newish
The snowflakes are falling
Now that Christmas is calling
Such an odd time of year when you're...

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Categories: irony, christmas,

On Wearing a Murse - a Repost

I see the wary, self-satisfied leer as you approach
     because I carry on my right shoulder
     the...

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Categories: irony, how i feel, humorous,

Luke's Purpose

Luke’s Purpose
Luke 1:1-4

Luke: “Many people have applied themselves,
to the task of compiling an account of the events,
that have been fulfilled among us [the shelves].
They used...

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Categories: irony, angst, atheist, christmas, history,

She Is Just Like Grandma

She grabs the tree topper and begins to climb the Christmas tree
We stand back and watch, no longer surprised at her audacity
Not family, not yet...

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Categories: irony,

Not For Us Now Chicken and Gravy and Baked Biscuits- -

While sitting at the kitchen table my spirit;
Embarks listening my nose for the baked biscuit;

I am invested so heavily in simplistic tradition;
Hot baked buttered fresh...

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Categories: analogy, appreciation, food, irony,

Parental Pride

A sprinkle of bliss
An ember of light
Fulfilling a list
For one single night

A dash of magic
We stretch ourselves thin
Really, it’s tragic
The debt, we get in

The standards...

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Categories: america, christmas, irony, parents,