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Christmas Blooming Christmas

The end of November Christmas looms ever nearer; Gifts required for Buster Boy Kitty Violette and Keira As well as those for Their dads and mums All to be bought before The dreaded day comes. And the ads on the tele Get ever more extreme Filling kids minds with Such expensive dreams. So, I'm stockpiling the ammo For my RPG launcher This time I mean it, Resolve couldn't be stauncher. In my para sleeping bag I'll be watching the roofs Alert for the first sound of Any approaching hooves. I'll give him a warning Tell him to pass by And if he ignores me Blast him from the sky. Wonderful visions Slide through my head Of him spiralling down In his burning sled. The first year will be hard As the kids wait and wait Wondering why Old Santa is late. But kids are resilient And pretty soon I feel It won't take long for Disappointment to heal And in time I know I'll get plenty applause For ridding the world of That odious Mr Claus. Such pleasant daydreams As I'm on the hop Plodding around From shop to shop, Ever aware as Christmas Draws steadily nearer Gifts wanted for Buster Boy Kitty Violette and Keira.

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Date: 12/27/2023 1:11:00 PM
Awesome fun this is, Terry! I could picture the action looking out late at night. The headline could be: Slayed at the Sleigh.
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Terry Ireland
Date: 12/28/2023 12:22:00 AM
Thanks David - what a great title
Date: 12/27/2023 5:55:00 AM
bravo, terry! this is hilarious and i'm sure many people would consider you a hero! hope you had a wonderful holiday...
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Terry Ireland
Date: 12/28/2023 12:24:00 AM
Thanks ilene and best wishes to you and yours
Date: 12/27/2023 2:15:00 AM
Lol, enjoyable read Terry, I think the big companies would put a price on your head. Gone are the days when kids got a game, selection box and a beano annual. Cant believe the things they want today, the latest smart phone, expensive trainers, Aldi's own brand wouldn't do. Happy New year. Tom
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Terry Ireland
Date: 12/27/2023 2:20:00 AM
I know Tom - for me it was the box of games and the Buffalo Bill Annual. I so feel for parents these days with the TV ads etc. Thanks for your comment ad best wishes to you and yours.

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