A Narrative Sure to Resonate with Those Who Stand for Justice

Mexico claims part of Texas as its own Calls to invade the Lone Star State have lately grown Long-time Texans can hardly believe their ears This issue has been decided for many years But on Christmas night, Mexican gangs roamed Texan border towns, seeking Texans to hang They killed 2,000, then raped some more took others hostage, about twelve score Joe B., furious, ordered an all-out assault He'd show those Mexicans who was at fault Not so fast, progressive Democrats said There was 'context' to the border assault, and the 2,000 dead In fact, the Mexicans were the unlucky victims of systemic racism not to mention decades of oppression and neo-colonialism Since the 1850's the Mexicans had suffered, the Left said 'Twas a heinous crime for 'Genocide Joe' to kill them dead So, Joe B. caved, and gave the 'conquistadores' their reward Over their new border inside Texas, all their 'amigos' poured...