The Santa Poem She's Been Waiting For

Oh, boy! It's poem time!
       I think I'll try a little rhyme
     What goes with the word 'Claus'
       How 'bout paws, jaws and hee-haws

     Next I'll do 'a little trick with Nick'
       Pick, Quick, Lick, Sick, Wick, Tick, Chick
     Did you get it, that Nick's short for Nicholas
       Just like Tick is short for 'Tickle Us'

     And of course, I mustn't forget 'Kringle'
       Why, there's mingle, tingle and bi-lingual
     Yes, darling. I've finally found my niche
       We're on our way to becoming rich...

     So, here's a peep at my next fab new jingle
       Once we were married ~ now we're single

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Date: 12/22/2021 7:19:00 PM
I think the Elf On The Shelf would love this poem. I heard he speaks french and 'elf' This was so cute. Made me smile :) Tee hee!
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Date: 12/17/2021 7:49:00 AM
Loving the rhymes - makes me want to dance!
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Date: 12/15/2021 7:36:00 PM
This is the funnies thing I have read all week. I'm "faving" this one. Debra
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/15/2021 7:41:00 PM
So glad to see you having a fun time on my site tonite, Debra. Season's best! :) gw
Date: 12/15/2021 11:52:00 AM
Hello Gershion, once married, now single. Lol. Enjoy your day my friend.
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 12/16/2021 11:46:00 AM
Hello Gershon, you are welcome. Enjoy your day my friend.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/15/2021 5:53:00 PM
Thanks for the great comment, Darlene. :) gw
Date: 12/15/2021 6:21:00 AM
Isn’t it time for a little ho ho ho
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/15/2021 5:53:00 PM
Ho, ho, ho. Ho Chi Minh! ~ Jane Fonda and John Kerry
Date: 12/15/2021 5:12:00 AM
Lol, love the punchline. Tom
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/15/2021 5:52:00 PM
Good! I'm glad you like that punch-line, Tom. Thanks for letting me know.
Date: 12/15/2021 5:05:00 AM
OK, my fave is Kringle and bi-lingual! What goes through your mind GW!!! Happy Wednesday!!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/15/2021 5:52:00 PM
Kringle in; bi-lingual out! (There's nothing in my mind to stop anything from going all the way through. That's the problem! lol). Thanks, Mike!
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