The Santa Poem She's Been Waiting For

Oh, boy! It's poem time! I think I'll try a little rhyme What goes with the word 'Claus' How 'bout paws, jaws and hee-haws Next I'll do 'a little trick with Nick' Pick, Quick, Lick, Sick, Wick, Tick, Chick Did you get it, that Nick's short for Nicholas Just like Tick is short for 'Tickle Us' And of course, I mustn't forget 'Kringle' Why, there's mingle, tingle and bi-lingual Yes, darling. I've finally found my niche We're on our way to becoming rich... So, here's a peep at my next fab new jingle Once we were married ~ now we're single