Gershon Wolf Poet Couplet

The Santa Poem She's Been Waiting For

Oh, boy! It's poem time!
       I think I'll try a little rhyme
     What goes with the word 'Claus'
       How 'bout paws, jaws and hee-haws

     Next I'll do 'a little trick with Nick'
       Pick, Quick, Lick, Sick, Wick, Tick, Chick
     Did you get it, that Nick's short for Nicholas
       Just like Tick is short for 'Tickle Us'

     And of course, I mustn't forget 'Kringle'
       Why, there's mingle, tingle and bi-lingual
     Yes, darling. I've finally found my niche
       We're on our way to becoming rich...

     So, here's a peep at my next fab new jingle
       Once we were married ~ now we're single

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Marikate Kingston December 22, 2021 at 7:19 PM I think the Elf On The Shelf would love this poem. I heard he speaks french and 'elf' This was so cute. Made me smile :) Tee hee!

Caren Krutsinger December 17, 2021 at 7:49 AM Loving the rhymes - makes me want to dance!

Debra L Brown December 15, 2021 at 7:36 PM This is the funnies thing I have read all week. I'm "faving" this one. Debra Gershon Wolf December 15, 2021 at 7:41 PM So glad to see you having a fun time on my site tonite, Debra. Season's best! :) gw

Darlene De Beaulieu December 15, 2021 at 11:52 AM Hello Gershion, once married, now single. Lol. Enjoy your day my friend. Darlene De Beaulieu December 16, 2021 at 11:46 AM Hello Gershon, you are welcome. Enjoy your day my friend. Gershon Wolf December 15, 2021 at 5:53 PM Thanks for the great comment, Darlene. :) gw

Kim Rodrigues December 15, 2021 at 6:21 AM Isn’t it time for a little ho ho ho Gershon Wolf December 15, 2021 at 5:53 PM Ho, ho, ho. Ho Chi Minh! ~ Jane Fonda and John Kerry

Tom Cunningham December 15, 2021 at 5:12 AM Lol, love the punchline. Tom Gershon Wolf December 15, 2021 at 5:52 PM Good! I'm glad you like that punch-line, Tom. Thanks for letting me know.

Mike Gentile December 15, 2021 at 5:05 AM OK, my fave is Kringle and bi-lingual! What goes through your mind GW!!! Happy Wednesday!! Gershon Wolf December 15, 2021 at 5:52 PM Kringle in; bi-lingual out! (There's nothing in my mind to stop anything from going all the way through. That's the problem! lol). Thanks, Mike!