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Inspection Poems - Poems about Inspection

Inspection will NOT take place January 21st, 2025
Inspection will NOT take place January 21st, 2025... but much to my relief, said mandatory inquisition (rather inspection) will take place sixty nine days later (due the math and inform me of any error if applicable), which date will be March 28, 2025. My entire body electric went into system of the down mode after mistakenly presuming...

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Categories: inspection, absence, angel, anger, destiny,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member On Closer Inspection
The glittering path So beautiful to behold But glass cuts my feet...

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Categories: inspection, abuse,
Form: Senryu



Commendable Inspection Outcome June 13th, 2023
Commendable inspection outcome June 13th, 2023 Schwenksville scribe set himself task re: expresses glad tiding forthwith for public views in consonant with figurative elbow grease did use yielded nothing but rave reviews as attested courtesy eager disbelievers waiting in long queues could hardly contain myself regarding said stellar news, and call English language as mine muse to communicate pleasant reception courtesy gentile management none of whom call themselves Jews pleasant...

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Categories: inspection, 6th grade, adventure, angel,
Form: Rhyme
Inspection Took Place February 17th, 2023
Inspection took place February 17th, 2023... At 1330 hours (indicated courtesy notification slipped under door less than twenty four hours) hence foretold ill fate by property (crooks and quade) management the head honcho zaftig, wanker, (who replaced the warden) and Rich (BOLD FACE text mode) the snitch at Highland Manor Apartments re: looming eviction implication cuz yours truly and the missus out of compliance namely unkempt living space within...

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Categories: inspection, adventure, america, anger, anniversary,
Form: Free verse
Admin Inspection
High summer at the Regiment, Admin Inspection coming around So they placed a little saluting base At the edge of the Parade Ground. A coco matting covered floor On a stout square wooden base Which the fatigue party Manoeuvred carefully into place. Now I may have worn a uniform And been a soldier by name But i preferred to play Very unmilitary games. So, every night...

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Categories: inspection, funny, humor, military, nostalgia,
Form: Rhyme



Requisite Inspection June 29th, 2022 At Apartment B44
Requisite inspection June 29th, 2022 at Apartment B44 Aforementioned title and following little known verses of Matthew finds me feeling squeamish, peevish, anguish, et cetera at our (the missus and mine) digs, cuz low income rental housing regulations require safe and secure place to live, hence unpleasant inspection scheduled at least once per year here at 2 Highland Manor Drive between 9:00 A.M. and...

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Categories: inspection, 12th grade, adventure, america,
Form: Free verse
Upmteenth Re Inspection Revisited
Upmteenth (re:) inspection revisited... I experience dread-nought until April 19th, 2022 becomes yesterday when troubles with management here at Highland Manor hoop fully temporarily alleviated. Yours truly and the missus personal living space otherwise known as Unit B44 encroached, obtruded, and violated predicated upon fruit fly infestation justifying purported request for entry into our one bedroom apartment. Anticipatory anxiety put on high alert when the warden gave less than...

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Categories: inspection, 12th grade, adventure, angst,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Insect Inspection
Some disgusting and cute, Many creepy and mute, Some exotic and vain, Mainly local and plain, Some revolt, some amaze, Most pest, bother and chase, Some crawl, slither and jump, Buzz, bite, scavenge and vamp, Some work hard days and nights, Others - pure parasites, Gutsy settle indoors To the horror of yours, Bold get under your skin, After where they have been, Shameless species would thrive In depth of...

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Categories: inspection, humorous, insect, nature,
Form: Rhyme
A Hurrying Against An Inspection
A means was hurriedly devised To have their profiles revised, A great deal improvised And staff strictly supervised… Also, a means to be apprised Of Interview questions not surmised, To have them earlier analyzed For minds to be better advised… And what it should cost summarized To have the inspector’s toilet standardized, His official car customized And reserved fruits liquidized! All ahead of his notified inspections With...

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Categories: inspection, anxiety, career, education, smart,
Form: Rhyme
Relief Courtesy Dreaded Re: Inspection Not Revisited Until May 2022
Relief courtesy dreaded (re:) inspection not revisited until May 2022 Anticipatory anxiety put on high alert when the warden gave less than a week courtesy spluttering tone of voice she did angrily blurt nsync with her usual persona being wickedly curt treating us (myself and missus) like dirt gloating in our writhing adversity poor, sharecroppers, no matter yours truly indigent no matter exhaustive effort I...

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Categories: inspection, anger, anxiety, betrayal, blessing,
Form: Rhyme
Twas Fortnight Before Inspection 2021
Twas fortnight before inspection 2021..., Not a human creature stirred, nor seen throughout Highland Manor, property carpeted in lush green gently hilly terrain, (a deathlike stillness descended un keen quiet and quite cool April 26th, deux thousand twenty one). Vicious rumors circulate wrenching hammering, and drilling psyche where mailer demons invade, that immediate hell fire enfilade natural hair color made gray follicular shocks amply pervade instantaneously...

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Categories: inspection, abuse, anxiety, april, community,
Form: Rhyme
Requisite Inspection November 24th 2020 At Apartment B44
Requisite inspection November 24th, 2020 at Apartment B44 Countdown triggers nails bitten down to quick geesh if only Mary Poppins could pull off cheap trick or think super tramping Glinda courtesy film Wizard of Oz Good Witch of the North riding at light speed in nick of time travelling on her state of the art broomstick unfortunately they long since retired courtesy formerly the Banks residence rather...

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Categories: inspection, adventure, confidence, feelings, horror,
Form: Free verse
After Inspection Make Correction For Protection
After Inspection Make Correction for Connection make a correction after further inspection to make connection Jim Horn...

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Categories: inspection, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Inspection of Terrible Termites
Glad we won't have to drive our selves crazy, And her name is either Daisy or Mazie; Rave and shout; Democrat no doubt, Who always will work hard and is never lazy. Just had inspection of termites, On both arms should see bites; Was of dwelling; Should see swelling; Some say they may be Shiites. Jim Horn...

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Categories: inspection, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Twas the Night Before Inspection
Twas The Night Before Inspection..., Not a human creature stirred, nor seen through out Highland Manor, property carpeted in lush green (a deathlike stillness descended un keen hilly quiet, October 10th, deux thousand eighteen). Vicious rumors circulate wrenching hammering, and drilling psyche ...

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Categories: inspection, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme

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