Impeach Poems

Impeach this Poem - Twice

     High crimes and misdemeanors
       historically difficult to define

     Until Trump Derangement Syndrome
       ~ when America lost her mind

Beseech a Leech Impeach

Beseech to Impeach

they have been a leech
what we will do is beseech
them we should impeach

Impeach Biden

This writ shalt not make me loved!
But insanity, murder, lies and I do
not fit hand in glove.

This morning , abandoned soldiers' in
Kabul wives were raped.
Whilst you drink ale and swing on your
front gate!

Sick American children could not board a 
plane nor their mothers.
Afghanis' sat comfortably in plush planes
chatting and chortling with each other.

What kind of animal did you put in office?
If you think you are safe here, your brain
exited it's orifice!

You will weep those oh, so humanitarian
hot tears.
But will feel better, after a pizza and a few beers., 
Win a few trophies, place high on lists?
Who cares if heads of soldiers' wives and their own, 
severed, glow in the morning mist?

Who are we, anyway?
I do not know..,have never seen human
beings, like heartless, icicles sway!

Put Kamala Harris in his place!
Lying to Americans, demands he be removed 
at once.
Kabul~ a total disgrace!

              9-2-2021

Impeach

I guess he did his job
Master of the American mob
President of the narcissistic 
Ego quite sad demented
And  scripture predicted
Childlike leader demon
He who would make us great again.

2/14/2021

Adam Schiff

clerihew

House bullmastiff, Adam Schiff
continues to scratch and to sniff
despite lengthy digging for a breach
and his rambunctious leap to impeach.

February 03, 2020

clerihews are fun, not to be taken
with serious intent, kinda like politics.

Teach How To Breach and Impeach

Teach How to Breach and Impeach

What we surely should do is to teach,
Way that you may be able to breach;
Crimes commit,
Like an idiot;
Rules and laws and President impeach.

Jim Horn

Impeach

Merry Impeachness

Justice delayed however symbolic
the orangutan finally won his award
for corruption and dereliction of duties
the constitution used to apply to all

IMPEACH
the orange leach
Lucifer has more morality
Peeing hookers to that will clarify

Concentration camps built
doctors denied free treatment of children
separated from mothers
Anne frank turns over in her grave

Title of Nobility
emoluments and fraud
foreign powers now own
the ivory tower

His followers
mow over Mexicans
ah but that's not hate
ignorance owns no book

Goebbels wrote fine prose
propaganda of the rose
sweet words hide not the smell
of bigots in their swamp of animosity

Defending the lady of liberty
is a kindness
defending the abused and weak
is a kindness

Hate wrapped in air freshener
an old German trick
calling men of justice, haters
most have seen this movie flick

Impeach This

It’s sad just how low, American leftists will go,
Mentally ill by the thought: TRUMP WINS—two in a row.
Pelosi—their Jesus, decrees moral high ground,
Enter Schumer, Nadler, and Schiff—three idiot clowns.
And yet, not one strategy has rid them of him,
Charlatans and liars—appropriate pseudonyms.   
Hating on this president, three long years now and counting… 

Trump Derangement Syndrome—a social disorder,
Hampers millions still clinging to their losing New Yorker. 
Impeaching popular presidents, with opinions—not facts,
Should scare you to the polls—to vote Donald right back!

December 20, 2019
Your Best New Poem Poetry Contest

Voting To Impeach

Voting to Impeach 
By Franklin Price
12/18/2019

Voting for impeachment
Of the president today
Is more than just one sided
That's the best that I can say

The Asses in the lower House
Have misused  their greater power
I'm saying this with deep regret
This is not their finest hour

When the House, with its impeachment,
Is over said and done,
It's moving to the Senate
To continue all this fun

There Elephants have majority
Have the most to play the same
Will shut this whole impeachment down
That's how, each side, plays the game

Voting along their party lines
No matter which the side
Makes a mockery of democracy
More than voters should abide

We the People need to step in
Think of this journey in November
Oust the ones who took us on it
One, and all, we should remember

If Infantile Behavior Shall Impeach

If Infantile Behavior Shall Impeach

When a President is far out of reach,
More lessons to him we should teach;
Example glowing,
Must be knowing;
Stop infantile behavior or will impeach.

Sound familiar?

Golf

I do not like our national leader
If I had a pet shark, he'd be a feeder
Hard to believe he's not a big joke
Oh what a homely pumpkin-head bloke.

I saw a rat, I saw a mouse
I saw a gobshyte near my house
His name ain't Paddy, his name ain't Rolf
He's a big cheater at the game of golf.

Impeach

The Democrats want to impeach
But Mad Mitch says that's out of reach
He won't call a vote
Because the old goat
Was practising freedom of speech!

Impeach My Peaches

Impeach My Peaches

I voted for Donald Trump. 
I wanted a change in life. 
I wanted to believe, 
that my country, 
still was the best in the world, 
then when the prior 
President, 
told me (all of us) we, 
would never be…
anything 
again.

I voted for a life, 
that my kids would be happy. 
I wanted to make sure, 
they could eat, 
and sleep, and live, 
in peace. 
I wanted my signature to count, 
a citizen among illegals (above the law). 
I wanted my pledge to matter, 
to those in charge. 

We put them there, 
we put them all there, 
in the houses on the hill. 
We should evict some, 
for non payment 
of the honor and glory
they promised 
in taking the job. 

The Koran is not the bible. 
America, “In God We Trust”

We need to impeach…
the safe zones, sanctuary cities 
“they” created to protect, 
“their” own families, and friends, 
not ours or yours. 
We need to vote, 
and make sure who is voting, 
has that right. 

The only ones against the truth
are those with agendas, 
or have already sold out, 
to sin and lies.

Impeach Him

Go ahead!
Stop hiding and being such
Political sissies, show us your hand!

Say what?
You never played poker!
Go ahead, get cajones, use the Joker!

Come on tough guys and guyettes,
Put on your big boy pants!
Stop hiding in the Finnochio tent!

Impeach Me For What - In Trump's Own Words

Now they’ve done it, this is real,
Trying hard my job to steal,
Why they’d want it no-one knows,
This frenzied pack of feeding crows.

Impeach for this, Impeach for that,
A sirens’ song that just falls flat,
They little know I planned the lot,
Goading Biden to this spot.

I may be brazen but I’m not dumb,
To simple traps I don’t succumb,
A life of deals, of double talk,
I choose the prey I want to stalk.

Let them rejoice, exchange high fives,
Parade on air flaunting their knives,
While all the time I’m hard at work,
Piling dirt on that servile clerk.

Six feet deep or even more
Is how I’ll settle this one score,
And then who’s left – two commie fools,
The one just blabbers, the other drools.

So bring it on, I wait with glee,
For all the world this show to see,
Four more years with me on top,
All their efforts one huge flop.

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