Best Impeach Poems

Merry Impeachness

Justice delayed however symbolic
the orangutan finally won his award
for corruption and dereliction of duties
the constitution used to apply to all

IMPEACH
the orange leach
Lucifer has more morality
Peeing hookers to that will clarify

Concentration camps built
doctors denied free treatment of children
separated from mothers
Anne frank turns over in her...

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This writ shalt not make me loved!
But insanity, murder, lies and I do
not fit hand in glove.

This morning , abandoned soldiers' in
Kabul wives were raped.
Whilst you drink ale and swing on your
front gate!

Sick American children could not board a 
plane nor their mothers.
Afghanis' sat comfortably...

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It’s sad just how low, American leftists will go,
Mentally ill by the thought: TRUMP WINS—two in a row.
Pelosi—their Jesus, decrees moral high ground,
Enter Schumer, Nadler, and Schiff—three idiot clowns.
And yet, not one strategy has rid them of him,
Charlatans and liars—appropriate pseudonyms.   
Hating on...

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I guess he did his job
Master of the American mob
President of the narcissistic 
Ego quite sad demented
And  scripture predicted
Childlike leader demon
He who would make us great again.

2/14/2021...

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Impeach My Peaches

I voted for Donald Trump. 
I wanted a change in life. 
I wanted to believe, 
that my country, 
still was the best in the world, 
then when the prior 
President, 
told me (all of us) we, 
would never be…
anything 
again.

I voted for a...

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Impeach - The Constitution
By Franklin
12/05/2019

The Judiciary Committee has hearings to impeach.
The House is at it once again to extend its power reach
They brought in several experts, ones the Constitution teach
To tell us, We the People, why they're trying to impeach.
Why impeachment was included, when the...

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Now they’ve done it, this is real,
Trying hard my job to steal,
Why they’d want it no-one knows,
This frenzied pack of feeding crows.

Impeach for this, Impeach for that,
A sirens’ song that just falls flat,
They little know I planned the lot,
Goading Biden to this spot.

I may be...

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The Democrats want to impeach
But Mad Mitch says that's out of reach
He won't call a vote
Because the old goat
Was practising freedom of speech!...

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Precise Person We Should Impeach

Trump uses fowl language and poor speech;
Displays lousy behavior and likes bein leech;
Brain became lame;
Does chase dames;
He is precise person who we should impeach. 

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Bolivia, NC...

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Go ahead!
Stop hiding and being such
Political sissies, show us your hand!

Say what?
You never played poker!
Go ahead, get cajones, use the Joker!

Come on tough guys and guyettes,
Put on your big boy pants!
Stop hiding in the Finnochio tent!...

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Teach Me How To Impeach

My thought said someone should teach,
Me a way that Trump we can impeach;
Time had spanned,
With his small hand;
Sent this to God for Him back to beseech.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Master of Limericks, MLm...

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Impeach and Impeach

I  gnorance
M ay
P  rovoke
E  ntire
A  merica
C  constantly
H  urriedly

I   magine
M  any
P   eople
E   lected
A   aaaa 
C   lown
H   orrifically

Jim Horn...

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I do not like our national leader
If I had a pet shark, he'd be a feeder
Hard to believe he's not a big joke
Oh what a homely pumpkin-head bloke.

I saw a rat, I saw a mouse
I saw a gobshyte near my house
His name ain't Paddy, his...

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clerihew

House bullmastiff, Adam Schiff
continues to scratch and to sniff
despite lengthy digging for a breach
and his rambunctious leap to impeach.

February 03, 2020

clerihews are fun, not to be taken
with serious intent, kinda like politics....

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Trump's Trade War with China
Is breaking all our  backs
With increasing prices
And increasing tax

Trump wants us to buy
Everything from Trump
So his wealth increases
And we are the chump

Trump enterprises
No longer  pay tax
We must pay that shortfall
On our children's  backs.

Members of Congress
Seem blind, deaf, and...

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