Best Impeach Poems
Merry Impeachness
Justice delayed however symbolic
the orangutan finally won his award
for corruption and dereliction of duties
the constitution used to apply to all
IMPEACH
the orange leach
Lucifer has more morality
Peeing hookers to that will clarify
Concentration camps built
doctors denied free treatment of children
separated from mothers
Anne frank turns over in her grave
Title of Nobility
emoluments and fraud
foreign powers now own
the ivory tower
His followers
mow over Mexicans
ah but that's not hate
ignorance owns no book
Goebbels wrote fine prose
propaganda of the rose
sweet words hide not the smell
of bigots in their swamp of animosity
Defending the lady of liberty
is a kindness
defending the abused and weak
is a kindness
Hate wrapped in air freshener
an old German trick
calling men of justice, haters
most have seen this movie flick
Categories:
impeach, america, child abuse, evil,
Form:
Quatrain
This writ shalt not make me loved!
But insanity, murder, lies and I do
not fit hand in glove.
This morning , abandoned soldiers' in
Kabul wives were raped.
Whilst you drink ale and swing on your
front gate!
Sick American children could not board a
plane nor their mothers.
Afghanis' sat comfortably in plush planes
chatting and chortling with each other.
What kind of animal did you put in office?
If you think you are safe here, your brain
exited it's orifice!
You will weep those oh, so humanitarian
hot tears.
But will feel better, after a pizza and a few beers.,
Win a few trophies, place high on lists?
Who cares if heads of soldiers' wives and their own,
severed, glow in the morning mist?
Who are we, anyway?
I do not know..,have never seen human
beings, like heartless, icicles sway!
Put Kamala Harris in his place!
Lying to Americans, demands he be removed
at once.
Kabul~ a total disgrace!
9-2-2021
Categories:
impeach, america, perspective, political,
Form:
Rhyme
It’s sad just how low, American leftists will go,
Mentally ill by the thought: TRUMP WINS—two in a row.
Pelosi—their Jesus, decrees moral high ground,
Enter Schumer, Nadler, and Schiff—three idiot clowns.
And yet, not one strategy has rid them of him,
Charlatans and liars—appropriate pseudonyms.
Hating on this president, three long years now and counting…
Trump Derangement Syndrome—a social disorder,
Hampers millions still clinging to their losing New Yorker.
Impeaching popular presidents, with opinions—not facts,
Should scare you to the polls—to vote Donald right back!
December 20, 2019
Your Best New Poem Poetry Contest
Categories:
impeach, anger, angst, hate, jealousy,
Form:
Acrostic
I do not like our national leader
If I had a pet shark, he'd be a feeder
Hard to believe he's not a big joke
Oh what a homely pumpkin-head bloke.
I saw a rat, I saw a mouse
I saw a gobshyte near my house
His name ain't Paddy, his name ain't Rolf
He's a big cheater at the game of golf.
Categories:
impeach, crazy, funny, horror, humor,
Form:
Burlesque
clerihew
House bullmastiff, Adam Schiff
continues to scratch and to sniff
despite lengthy digging for a breach
and his rambunctious leap to impeach.
February 03, 2020
clerihews are fun, not to be taken
with serious intent, kinda like politics.
Categories:
impeach, 11th grade, house, presidents
Form:
Clerihew
I guess he did his job
Master of the American mob
President of the narcissistic
Ego quite sad demented
And scripture predicted
Childlike leader demon
He who would make us great again.
2/14/2021
Categories:
impeach, anger, betrayal, conflict, history,
Form:
Acrostic
Impeach My Peaches
I voted for Donald Trump.
I wanted a change in life.
I wanted to believe,
that my country,
still was the best in the world,
then when the prior
President,
told me (all of us) we,
would never be…
anything
again.
I voted for a life,
that my kids would be happy.
I wanted to make sure,
they could eat,
and sleep, and live,
in peace.
I wanted my signature to count,
a citizen among illegals (above the law).
I wanted my pledge to matter,
to those in charge.
We put them there,
we put them all there,
in the houses on the hill.
We should evict some,
for non payment
of the honor and glory
they promised
in taking the job.
The Koran is not the bible.
America, “In God We Trust”
We need to impeach…
the safe zones, sanctuary cities
“they” created to protect,
“their” own families, and friends,
not ours or yours.
We need to vote,
and make sure who is voting,
has that right.
The only ones against the truth
are those with agendas,
or have already sold out,
to sin and lies.
Categories:
impeach, abuse, allah, america, angel,
Form:
Narrative
Impeach - The Constitution
By Franklin
12/05/2019
The Judiciary Committee has hearings to impeach.
The House is at it once again to extend its power reach
They brought in several experts, ones the Constitution teach
To tell us, We the People, why they're trying to impeach.
Why impeachment was included, when the Constitution signed
To tell us why they're being fair, the concept blows my mind.
Four experts were seated and were sworn to the truth.
Should have had them separate, each in a sound proof booth.
All had the best credentials, as presented at the start.
As the questioning progressed , leanings came out from the heart
Three quickly in agreement with committee leadership
They offered their opinions and were shooting from the hip
The fourth was there for eyewash for the others on the right
Three to one is not good odds, when coming to a fight
Committee member inquisitions, asked only questions to their own.
Both sides made it obvious. It made me piss and moan.
I watched for several hours, thought it mostly was a joke
I'm not a man of politics, I'm only common folk
I have my own opinions of what the Donald did
Has made some really stupid moves, been acting like a kid
He's not a politician, was not wanted there to play
There was talking of impeachment, before his swear-in day
There has been no hesitation in their efforts to impeach
Have even heard they have sequestered toilet paper in his reach.
No matter, he's the president, for all, he is our own.
The latest is impeachment for conversation on the phone
Categories:
impeach, america, angst, corruption, political,
Form:
Couplet
Now they’ve done it, this is real,
Trying hard my job to steal,
Why they’d want it no-one knows,
This frenzied pack of feeding crows.
Impeach for this, Impeach for that,
A sirens’ song that just falls flat,
They little know I planned the lot,
Goading Biden to this spot.
I may be brazen but I’m not dumb,
To simple traps I don’t succumb,
A life of deals, of double talk,
I choose the prey I want to stalk.
Let them rejoice, exchange high fives,
Parade on air flaunting their knives,
While all the time I’m hard at work,
Piling dirt on that servile clerk.
Six feet deep or even more
Is how I’ll settle this one score,
And then who’s left – two commie fools,
The one just blabbers, the other drools.
So bring it on, I wait with glee,
For all the world this show to see,
Four more years with me on top,
All their efforts one huge flop.
Categories:
impeach, allegory, conflict, humor, parody,
Form:
Rhyme
The Democrats want to impeach
But Mad Mitch says that's out of reach
He won't call a vote
Because the old goat
Was practising freedom of speech!
Categories:
impeach, political,
Form:
Limerick
Precise Person We Should Impeach
Trump uses fowl language and poor speech;
Displays lousy behavior and likes bein leech;
Brain became lame;
Does chase dames;
He is precise person who we should impeach.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Bolivia, NC
Categories:
impeach, allegory, analogy, political,
Form:
Limerick
Go ahead!
Stop hiding and being such
Political sissies, show us your hand!
Say what?
You never played poker!
Go ahead, get cajones, use the Joker!
Come on tough guys and guyettes,
Put on your big boy pants!
Stop hiding in the Finnochio tent!
Categories:
impeach, america, political,
Form:
Rhyme
Trump's Trade War with China
Is breaking all our backs
With increasing prices
And increasing tax
Trump wants us to buy
Everything from Trump
So his wealth increases
And we are the chump
Trump enterprises
No longer pay tax
We must pay that shortfall
On our children's backs.
Members of Congress
Seem blind, deaf, and dumb
But love to be counted
'Neath Donald Trump's thumb.
Your grandchildren need
One sensible Act:
Impeach Donald Trump
& repeal Trump's impact.
Categories:
impeach, change, humanity, international, mental
Form:
Verse
Teach Me How To Impeach
My thought said someone should teach,
Me a way that Trump we can impeach;
Time had spanned,
With his small hand;
Sent this to God for Him back to beseech.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Master of Limericks, MLm
Categories:
impeach, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Impeach and Impeach
I gnorance
M ay
P rovoke
E ntire
A merica
C constantly
H urriedly
I magine
M any
P eople
E lected
A aaaa
C lown
H orrifically
Jim Horn
Categories:
impeach, allegory, analogy,
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