Humorous I Am Poems

Direct immediacy..

Seems to be

A pretty good map

To find This..

Time is shattered

Space explodes to

A vast unknown..

Hold on..

Are we there yet..?...

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These days, actors and singers serve my catapult mayhem, 
sometimes they are catalyst too!
I sing in between their lines of songs
their churned up recorded whims,...

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What am I?
 
I’m great fun and sometimes crazy,
Loud or soft with moods quite hazy,
Full of love, sorrow, unrequited loss,
One minute happy another sullen, cross.
I...

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So much effort
goes into feeling well...Man,
I’m exhausted! There’s nausea
from supplements, the squeak
and throb, Just One More Rep!~ exercising…
Man, I’m exhausted! 
    ...

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Today was full of paperwork; not my favorite thing.
Not my least favorite thing either – that is cleaning.
No one despises paperwork and cleaning like I...

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I am Henry the bait I am!
Henry the BAIT I am, I am!
I got married to the window next door.
She’d been married seven time before!
And...

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I am ill eke quipped to dusk hoover dawn ting task of badinage

Indentured gumption forsaken 
courtesy each pulled wisdom-tooth
this hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth
fool...

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Can You Guess Who I Am

I could hide a giraffe in my enormous nest.
Twenty feet deep, from crest to crest.
I soar over the countryside and...

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prancing across my desk
a parade of venomous snakes
what are they running from
I see nothing but cotton balls, scissors, sanitizer and paper clips.
When the smoke clears...

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people are smiling at the loving couple under the umbrella
I am not one of them
I saw him two blocks up under this umbrella
with a different...

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I am the pirate bear! I am the pirate bear! 
I am without a care, with plenty of curly hair!
I travel the seven seas, I...

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Hal is a catfisher.
He has had lots of dates this month.
He cannot believe how fast women are these days.
They practically tear your pants off.

He poses...

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PICKINGS

I’m not a dwarf or a giant
But the male version of petite
I’m the right size and defiant
And not so easy to defeat
That bitesize word is...

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Milk
I try to pour myself a glass of milk
The milk thinks the counter is a glass

Notebook
I try to grab my notebook to write this now
The...

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This hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth
fool looking imp posse Hubble wordsmith,
(i.e. the babbling dad) coon sitters hyperbole
nsync as acceptable literary playfulness,
no matter figurative persiflage

bespeaks,...

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