I Am Not a Counselor He Said

Today was full of paperwork; not my favorite thing. Not my least favorite thing either – that is cleaning. No one despises paperwork and cleaning like I do. This paperwork was long overdue, I am the counselor. I know there are federal guidelines that have not been met. I spoke to the v.p. and said, “you surely did that paperwork.” He looked at me like I had grown six noses. “I am not a counselor,” he said. So I guess he despises paperwork too.