Funny Hyperbole Poems
These Funny Hyperbole poems are examples of Hyperbole poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Hyperbole Funny poems written by international poets.
Rascallions and Other De-Blessed Humanizing FaunaSome things are royal
others so prosaic
and then there's everything else
You bring your own biases to the choice
BUT the question then arises:
do these (even these)
belong to...
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Categories:
allegory, hyperbole, paris, parody,
Why I Didn'T Join the CircusI used to wonder
If you remained
Completely comfortable
Would you ever wake from sleep
It brings to mind the value
Of slight discomfort
Causing you to wake
And live your...
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Categories:
hyperbole,
Crimson ClarityFunny, it is how witnessing the root form of greed
Can cause an otherwise healthy vision to bleed
Humorous is a poorly conceived disguise
So much so that...
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Categories:
deep, extended metaphor, hyperbole,
A Kiss On the ForeheadA kiss on the forehead
Is a gesture of betrayal
It's not a kiss of love
Filled with joy and humor.
It would be better to kiss a dog
Which...
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Categories:
hyperbole, bullying, environment, fantasy, funny,
What I Found In My RefrigeratorA Ziplock bag of cut-up hot dogs, treats for my daughter's Huskies
Two gallon jugs of 1% milk, both nearly empty
Three bottles of dressing, ranch from...
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Categories:
hyperbole, food, funny, humor, humorous,
InvitationI was outraged at the affront.
...
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Categories:
funny, humor, hyperbole, insect,
Just -- Trust Me - 2nd Half Text Plus Full AudioHere's the deal, folks...
This is, as indicated, the 2nd HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. Due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations, this...
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Categories:
hyperbole,
Beastly BettyBeastly Betty badly breaks her brother’s
Buttocks with a bat upon his butt.
Broken, beaten brother barely bothers
Bellowing at bawdy Betty. But
Because bad blood between both babe...
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hyperbole, anger, brother, conflict, funny,
Wordsworth's LamentI wandered lonely as a cloud—Oh dear!
I watched the dance of daffodils—Oh my!
When on my couch in vacant mood I lie
And feel their wealthy fluttering...
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funny, humor, hyperbole, parody,
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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hyperbole, 12th grade, character, hope,
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hyperbole, angst, assonance, dedication, funny
Yesterday's PanicSo they told us to all lock down,
and stay inside for months on end.
They savaged the economy,
I guess that it was all pretend
since now thousands...
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Categories:
hyperbole, anger, evil, how i
Chicago WeatherOur Summer's too hot; our Winter's too cold
Our Spring is too rainy; Autumn's withheld
Just hear me complain -- I'm sure sounding old
Our Summers are...
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Categories:
city, hyperbole, weather,
A Former Slender Man Deplores Weight GainI loathe shucking clothes,
(no matter eyes severely myopic)
in preparation for here goes
another warm shower quickly
relaxing this senescent
body ready to doze
soon after lathering
this blubbery body
most unwanted...
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Categories:
hyperbole, age, beauty, clothes, funny,
The Perfect OmeletThe Perfect Omelet
I think I'd like an omelet
so please find me a giant pot,
a half a dozen fresh kumquat
and don't forget the cheese.
Add...
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Categories:
hyperbole, children, fantasy, food, funny,