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*Just to document my POV on Christian feminism... the best of several passages that refute the idea that women shouldn't be in authority. My POV, as I said, and you're welcome to yours<3<3 xo P.s. enjoy the music! ;) Galatians 3:28 KJV “There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.
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The Glass Ceiling






The Glass Ceiling

“Woe there sister, where do you think you're going?
 Turn around, go back, stop, cease, desist!
 Nothing for you above my see-through barrier. 
Yes, yes, I know you can see them up there.
 They are welcome up above. 
Why? 
Well, because they have an outie and not an innie. 
They have their ice cream with nuts and you don't.
 They are the plug, not the outlet. 
Only snakes and snails and puppydog tails. 
Keep out all of the sugar and spice and everything nice. 
Blue is better than pink, 
Mars vs. Venus…. Bla,bla,bla.

Oh-ho! That's rich! 
Don't make me laugh, YOU BONE THIEF! YOU RIB STEALER!
We ALL know you can do the exact same work, as good or better than them. 
What's your point?
And don't make it too sharp, huh?…we wouldn't want to crack the glass.
 
What you need is a good dose of Saint Paul, girlie. 
Saul or Paul, sure had some gaul! 
Ha! Oh man,  I crack myself up! 
We'll, not literally because…well. 

 Now, Sing it with me!
…”anything you can do, I can do better! I can do anything better than you!” 

No. wait! nevermind! Forget I said that…
Hey, hey!? what are you doing?! 
No! Girls aren't allowed here!
…Stop that singing! 
Soprano is my Kryptonite!”

…Walking on, walking on, broken glass…
























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Rose  Avatar
June 22, 2024 at 8:07 PM
lol I love your form of humor and creativity, you tell a true story :)
Woods Avatar
June 23, 2024 at 9:40 AM
Thanks!:) I'm grateful you stopped by!
One Avatar
June 22, 2024 at 8:43 AM
You add some humour to this important subject.. Your poem is a powerful and thought-provoking critique of gender inequality, using satire, humour, and vivid metaphors to convey its message. Its engaging dialogue, cultural references, and climactic ending make it a memorable and impactful piece that resonates with the reader's sense of justice and empowerment.
Woods Avatar
June 22, 2024 at 10:46 AM
I'm so glad... thank you for offering that comment and encouragement... it is much appreciated!! <3xo
Lawless Avatar
June 21, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Fantastic......just plain fantastic....with a bow....he didn't just go there....This is so good on so many levels Crystal...laughter masked by the trauma and vexation and a spike to the heart with a ..... visit from a singing Soprano
Woods Avatar
June 21, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Yea!?! :) awesome! I wasn't sure how it'd be received but I'm so happy you enjoyed it and felt it! Woo! Thank you so so much for letting me know! <3xo
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