Lyric Humorous Poems
These Lyric Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Lyric. These are the best examples of Humorous Lyric poems written by international poets.
I Shot The Sheriff: Parody'Here-comes-The-She--riff'/'And-his-second-trusted-Deputy'
'They-chea-ted-and-were-shot-de--ead'/'By-the-new-Ma-yo--or'/ 'Bob-Mar-ley'
'If-their-left-foot-takes-an-in--nch'/'And-their-right-foot-takes-a-lengthier-mile'
'Hand-law-a-forty-fi--ive'/'And-make-that-bestnerd-hop-with-a-smile'
'Your-dancing-half-you-spun-le--eft'/'You-alone-with-Suave-south-for-a-drive'
'Not-as-Missing-Per--sons'/'Posters-as-being-Wan-ted-Dead-or-Alive'
'Your-thrones-King's-and-Que--een's'/'The-Court-Jester-made-his-sweet-sixteen'
'Queen-is-expec-ti--ing'/'King's-glad-Jester-fa-ces-le-Guil-lo-tine'
'Judges-and-Ju--dy's'/'This-here-courtroom-is-in-repossession'
'Gavels-get-rea--dy'/'And-assault-with-deadly-precision'
'Guilty-as-cha--arged'/'Throw-the-book-at-um-as-they-cry-out-ouch!'
'Innocent-is-set-fre--ee'/'After-those-they-accused-gouged-their-eyes-out!'
'Kamala-is-the-fel--la'/'Lady-Justice-like-the-blindfolders-spawn'
'The-Justices-all-wa--atched'/'As-U.-S.-Constitution-burned-on-the-lawn'
'Pu-tin's-confus--sion'/'Non-goes-front-or-back-of-fic--ti--on'
'Tales-from-Tsar's-wo--ods'/'Rasputin-Myname-front- or-back-a-muse'
'Biden-casta--Net's'/'And-Yahoo's-all-over-Is-ra-el'
'Joe-cuts-China-tea--time'/'Pekoe-dives-inside-Starbuck's-swimming-pool'...
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analogy, appreciation, humorous, irony,
Square Your Sets--Fair and Square Humorous Patter Sayings Contest~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It's Saturday night at the old town hall. The Caller’s voice crackles through the loudspeakers:
Ladies and Gents, square your sets,
Now join hands and circle left.
Ladies’...
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humorous, dance,
Something DeepIndigo shades the western light,
Amber suffuses Shaman’s sight,
Mottled moans of a whispered soul,
Bellows churning Phaethon’s coals.
Embrace the night-birds warbled song,
In chanting verse that lasts not...
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deep, humorous, imagery, meaningful,
Fair and Square Dancing Patter SayingsHumorous Patter Sayings
Bow to your partner now let's begin
Lift your skirts and kick his shin
Hold it tight and jump and cuss
Don't worry you can't...
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dance, funny, humorous,
Senior BellsSenior Bells
Senior Bells
I wish my ears would stop ringing
Senior bells
...
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christmas, humor, humorous,
Jingle Bell Rock ParodySingle cell, single cell, single cell lock
Single cells king and single cells bring
Throwin' and blowin' few pushers of some
Now the single chop has begun
Single cell,...
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humorous, allusion, america, analogy, appreciation,
Brand New Christmas Poem: Up on the Housetop ParodyOut from the 'Chop Shop,' breaking laws,
"Speed bumps, Hoods!" Scold Grand Mamas,
Found with the blacksmith made lots of noise,
Served an acquittal now kissing boys,
First comes...
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humorous, appreciation, children, christmas, family,
Falling DownThis is how I’m supposed to be,
I’m not messed up, can’t you see?!
Always compared, sick of this all,
Chitter, chatter, have to stand tall.
Constantly feeling misunderstood,
They...
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abuse, anxiety, betrayal, humorous,
EdukayshunOld Macdonald’s learning vowels… E… I… E… I… O...
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education, humorous,
You Were Always On My MindMaybe I didn't listen when you told me
Your heart was gentle and kind
Maybe I didn't understand, but you could
have shown me...
All the reasons you were...
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humorous, music, relationship, romance,
In the City of Gilded GlamourIn the city of gilded glamour,
slow motion is seen as an outsider;
a slip of tongue is as common as mocking grins!
They turn around and...
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culture, emotions, humorous, language,
Some Nuts That We Call Nuts( To be sang to the tune of - " If You're Happy and You
Know It......
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education, food, humorous,
HolesWherever I find a hole
I attempt to fill it with poetry:
the pocket, the heart, poetry
my go-to
mending part~
no seamstress should do
without a lyric or...
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happy, humorous, inspirational, philosophy,
Down the Drain[ to the tune of If I Only Had A Brain from The Wizard of Oz ]
I know she will soon be blushing,
Because of what...
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humorous, parody,
My Google Granny(to the tune of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" from the musical "Mary Poppins")
When grandma got her mobile phone
At first she struggled so,
But when she reached new milestone
She couldn’t...
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humorous, music,