Wedding Humor Poems

Delicious DeVil, Delicious DeVil
If he's never wooed you, there may be time still
He’ll light the fire underneath your grill
Delicious, delicious DeVil

You may think this devil...

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There once were two giraffes from Gibraltar,
Saw a banquet and said, "do ya think that we oughta?"
Well as long as we're fast,
We'll have to make...

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once
the
sneak
peak

twice
the
sneak
peak

thrice
the
shotgun wedding




*the bard doth know
     peek vs "peak"...

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They carried on in secret,
pretending not to care,
then organised the wedding,
not one of the family were there,
mum cried in the kitchen,
the news was hard to...

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The sun was rising over Milton Creek, heralding the start of a new day
Two new residents were due in town, on the noon train from...

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Whence the time had come, for the winding road to shine,
(Orbiting in circles
Jumping Hurdles
Cyclonic sparkles)
Like a diamonté sun, caught in the clearing of vertiginous fog,

The...

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The snowman 
fun and cold 
watching kids. 

Covered in snow 
white head to toe 
sun stay away 
please no melting. 

Frosty is my name 
A...

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These days a bride’s white wedding gown 
is for show only; and why not,
the groom’s already been shown
and done everything else he ought not....

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Written 2 December 2023
A Verse Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Brian Strand


Do`s and Don`ts

 Avoid thirteenth of Fridays
for any new ventures
for any new businesses

Skip number 13 in...

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Quote By Poet "Life is made up of many happy tears and many sad tears"

Theirs was a perfect June wedding,
filled with pretty flowers and a...

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The old white wooden church,  
stood tall upon a tree lined mountain.  
The winding dirt road,  
lead us up each Sunday morning....

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"A mother's love is made in heaven." Quote Written By Poet

She was a young and beautiful bride,
then her handsome husband died.
The fast car came out...

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Just before the couple’s wedding day
a young man told me about his plan
How he and his wife would be equal
no difference between the woman or...

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It is common knowledge to those who have shared rooms with the groom and those who have only shared houses with him, he snores 
and...

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“You can have any wish,” the genie said.
“Any ONE wish?” the girl asked, a little disappointedly.
“One wish,” the genie answered, shrugging.

“Oh.. then” she said, thinking...

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