Rain Humor Poems

I saw a great many worms today
As they came out in the rain to play.
I said, “in this party, don’t partake -
You are making a...

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Quote By Poet "The faces of pretty flowers will brighten anyone's day."

Here in a lovely garden we sit,
growing very close-knit.
Our faces of pretty color,
are bigger...

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   O, the perfumed scent
     of lilac and daffodil
   You'll never replace the stench
   ...

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Do you know what it feels like when your dad leaves to go get the milk and comes back with a gun and some vengeance?
No?...

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Did you ever look up to the big bright blue sky,
I did and I saw the blue eyes of God.
I know He is watching over...

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I will roar,
I am not a bore.
My loud sound may put you on the floor,
or hiding behind a door.
They tell children I am angels bowling,
no...

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This is not a poetry contest entry .

I wish I had a penny for every time 
That I was wrong,
I could be a politician
counting pennies...

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By Poet "Tears are rain from the eyes."

Last night it rained~a very tearful God...

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She said I'm all wet with a yell
If doing it now we could tell
She'd be satisfied
With what was implied
But I had no umbrella to sell...

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I once met a girl whose name was Heather,
whatever she wore ‘twas always leather.
It rained, it poured, we got all wet,
She said, “this leather smells...

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Limericks IX



Scratch-n-Sniff
by Michael R. Burch

The world’s first antinatalist limerick?

Life comes with a terrible catch:
It’s like starting a fire with a match.
Though the flames may delight
In...

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An itsy bitsy spider
Is waiting for the rain
To drip its final droplets down
So she can weave her web again.
Next time she'll choose a better spot
Than...

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My older bro watered half of the garden, in the back and front,
cause the weatherman said there'll be 50% chance of rain today.

Our Monopoly gameboard...

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The Great American Novel,
Is what I’m working on,
For it shall be a marvel,
To show of dusk and dawn.

Oh, it will tell of wonders,
Of all the...

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Feeding the nestlings she came up an inch-worm too short.

Soggy ink-stained signs muttered in the rain.

The old cat caught the scent of a mouse.

A cat...

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