Horse Humor Poems

“Dragons don’t live up to the talk. 
I’ll find a way to fix the wagon”,
Opined the jealous Jabberwock,
“Of the scaly, lummox dragon.” 

This foul fiend...

Read More

I led the stubborn horse to water
Couldn't make him drink as he oughta
I swore and I cursed
When he died of thirst
Shoulda traded him for one...

Read More

Our friend Mr. Ed was a talking horse.
We remember him with tears of remorse, 
But, children, please try not to be so sad.  ...

Read More

(There’s a song for this: ‘Confessions’ by Sudan Archives)

I remember it like it was yesterday (it was yesterday).

I arrived on a cool (42°f), blindingly sunny...

Read More

This was last Saturday night. We were at a rooftop party in downtown New Haven thrown by ‘DocHouse.’ Doc-House is kind of a frat-house, owned...

Read More

Nay say I
the cart 
will not  
be put 
before the horse
wisdom as old as time
I will therefore 
not
tacitly
or 
overtly 
tip the nod
in “bro” fashion
in...

Read More

A rooster that plays the guitar? No way!
They disbelieved me on this October day.
So I took them to Red’s Shed, so merry and gay.
Where my...

Read More

More Idiom Humor
Miracle Man 
1/23/2024

Some days I just wake up feeling of low self esteem,
I survey the night’s happenings and almost scream.

Other days I feel...

Read More

I once knew a cowboy named Stew
Riding broncs caused him to ahchoo
The broncs didn’t care
Bucking in the air
It was all they knew how to do
...

Read More

   horse feathers!

   'my little pony'  

     ~ all grown up...

Read More

a man with legs of a tree

galloped like nonsense set free

with a flip and flop

he skipped over top

a barn full of revelry.
...

Read More

Destiny good Destiny bad
Destiny bring out the Best in Me Destiny know I ain't got a phone
She give me one call me incessantly

I met a...

Read More

We all have those notebooks
filled up to the top
of poems we started
but for some reason had to stop
But we never throw them away
into the trash...

Read More

Led the horse to water.
All he does is eat....

Read More

                    MELISSA’S. JOY
   ...

Read More