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MELISSA’S. JOY 9/5/2023 Melissa bought a spotterd pony, Morris, Who had a terrible, case of psoriasis. In agony, she hummed, “The Anvil Chorus.” Alas, lightning killed her steed, right before us! After that, she was wise and bought a Chippendale. A male stripper, who created life, beyond the pale! Nights under starry skies and winding,wooded trails. Their days on azure lakes, with shining, pristine sails. Six vivacious children, this blessed, joyful couple had. Proving, when lightning strikes, it may not be all bad!!

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Date: 9/11/2023 2:50:00 PM
So cute. So clever. So you Pangie! A fun little story! :)
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Date: 9/11/2023 3:00:00 PM
Of course you must know, in my dreams, Rob the Throb is my personal Chippendale in my fantasies. He’s not married! I watch him daily. Mmmm What a delicious man, Pangiexx
Date: 9/9/2023 1:00:00 PM
WOW Pangie, this POEM is so much fun, and I can imagine if we were to meet what a blast we would have. Your talent is simply breath-taking Bravo sis. Jennifer
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Date: 9/9/2023 1:29:00 PM
Kalispera. Hurrah, you bet, we’d have a Blast Plus! This one is mild compared to….. “PANGIELLA” that I-have not posted as of yet, it’s really dingy. Remember I studied Improvisational Comedy! After that, had the courage to do my own stand up. But I am not a one liner. I just say whatever comes into my head, people really believed I had a writer? Are you kidding! I just get on stage and talk, it was second nature to me. And no I never did anything bawdy. It’s not in my nature. I just say zany things. But not nasty things. IN the 70s.women comics did not talk roughly as they do now. I just make things up in process. I saw a bartender laugh so hard at a joke I was testing…he fell down laughing. Honestly, it wasn’t that funny to me! To him? He loved it. Panagiella. LOL
Date: 9/7/2023 4:58:00 PM
This is a fun read, Pangie! The rhymes are a joy, and of course funny.
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Date: 9/7/2023 7:00:00 PM
Greetings, David, I keep things short as I have the attention span of gnat…worse…a gnat who types 12wpm with one finger..Now there’s a Story.. “ The Gnat Who Could Not Type,” I just do what I can! Perhaps I can boast of being published one day, in; “The Society of Classical Poetry for Gnats!” And be a show-off! Thats so obnoxious! Parading greatness, instead of being grateful for a skill we have You know how I love humility. Pangie xx
Date: 9/7/2023 9:18:00 AM
a very heart warming poem that doesn't skip a beating rhyme, loved it P :)
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Date: 9/7/2023 10:40:00 AM
Good Day, Mystic! I appreciate what you valued in the poem. Thank you for taking time out of your day to do this.. Pangie xx
Date: 9/7/2023 1:12:00 AM
With six children she must have felt joy, pain and joy again. Great fun poetry.
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Date: 9/7/2023 4:11:00 AM
I can tell, you know about life and love, Victor!i Than k you for saying it was fun…. That means so much to this poet in California …. Hugs, Pangie xx
Date: 9/6/2023 9:01:00 PM
Love the line, "After that, she was wise and bought a Chippendale. A male stripper, who created life, beyond the pale!." I wish I was so lucky.
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Date: 9/6/2023 9:45:00 PM
Eve, this was so fun to write..it kind of rolled out on its own, maybe we can find twin Chippendales. Lol.,I remember Patrick Swayze the lead actor on Saturday night live performing as a Chippendale . He was a great dancer and actor. Did you see him in the movie, Dirty Dancing? What a great actor! Now he is with the Lord! Thanks, Eve! Pangie xx

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