Devotion Humor Poems

When the enterprise gets exposed
A brothel finds out it's opposed
The sign in the front
Men meet with a grunt
Says beat it we recently closed...

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i guess i own a skeleton
we are about the same size
it has my shape and I have its eyes
and when we are together 
we share...

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Lady Cool and Mister Can Do

Oh! Dahlin’ Lady Cool, we’re 
All sayin’ how you’re
Lookin’ bussin-fine indeed,
In your blue jeans, and your
Fingers all so smart, five...

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The Invention of Love®

By Mark D. Stucky
When did God invent love?
Does God still hold the patent?
If patent protection expired,
is love now public domain?

How could love...

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Pity the fool who lives by numbers 
He counts his sheep while the sagacious slumbers 
Imagines triangles equal or obtuse 
Then numbers his thoughts by...

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Photo by US Navy WestPack Album—Gorelick 2nd top right 
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I engaged her in a passionate Tango
While I checked her bank account
Almost suffered from a seizure
At the vast disclosed amount
So I wined her and i...

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In the winter I realize 
I became a cat moving from one cozy spot to the next. 
I stretch and lay. 

I watch the snowfall...

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I wish my room had a story to share. 
With the goal for me to have the option to play. 

This entryway is unimportant to...

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Scarcely, in a woman’s night dream
Appears a football team:
The usually visiting one: enticing body cream…
And teasing trousers, tight; at their seam.

Sometimes, jewels that intently gleam
And...

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Ladies and gentlemen 
I am sure there are,
more than ten degrees 
of laziness.
I’m just to lazy 
to write them.
Please feel free to add more
degrees of...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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I’m mourning over my old mate Bill; the old codger’s no longer alive.
Yes, the old ‘bugger’s given up smoking and stumps are at eighty-five.
No more...

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For miles and miles of mindless devotion
I wander this earth with one single emotion
In search of the answer to appetite sweet 
And to rest on...

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Shucking Evil In Favor Of Good...
(courtesy of tasseled colonel corny maise aye aire)

Challenge more difficult than threading
camel thru eye of needle, hence catchy title
scotched, and...

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