Formation Dancing

I engaged her in a passionate Tango While I checked her bank account Almost suffered from a seizure At the vast disclosed amount So I wined her and i dined her And I set out to seduce And to my amazement I thought she’d fallen for my ruse. We waltzed and we quickstepped Around the ballroom floor Until I suddenly realised I couldn’t dance anymore Then, she enrolled me, controlled me And with such consummate skill She guided me, and she plied me Until I complied with her will. Such an expert choreographer As I soon learnt to my cost And by the Last Waltz accepted I’d indisputably lost It’s a marriage of great passion And we regularly grab the chance To celebrate our union In the intimacy of the dance. Now we Tango and we Foxtrot Through a carefree type of life I’m the epitome of contentment Thanks to my rich and loving wife. They say we’re a handsome couple As we welcome and explore The pleasures of our existence On life’s exciting ballroom floor.