Degrees of Laziness

Ladies and gentlemen I am sure there are, more than ten degrees of laziness. I’m just to lazy to write them. Please feel free to add more degrees of laziness in your comments below. First-degree of laziness People who won’t do anything, if they can get someone to do it for them. Second-degree of laziness Putting off anything, that needs doing, Because you don’t feel like it. Third-degree of laziness Taking all the time in the world, to do, anything people ask you to do. Fourth-degree of laziness comes when you feel fine... calling in sick. Fifth-degree of laziness Avoiding work of any kind, At any time. Sixth degree of laziness Placing your Fitbit on your dog, to log your steps. Seventh-degree of laziness Refusing to learn what you need to know. Which includes reading instructions or asking for directions when lost. Eighth-degree of laziness Refusing to take part, in any pleasing sexual act. (When you don’t give a f**k!) Not that you can’t Get it up! Ninth-degree of laziness When you refuse to do the chores that need doing. Like Grocery shopping, Cooking dinner. Walking the dog or mowing the lawn. Tenth degree of laziness When you are known, for not returning things you have borrowed.