Degrees of Laziness
Ladies and gentlemen
I am sure there are,
more than ten degrees
of laziness.
I’m just to lazy
to write them.
Please feel free to add more
degrees of laziness
in your comments below.
First-degree of laziness
People who won’t
do anything,
if they can get
someone to do it
for them.
Second-degree of laziness
Putting off anything,
that needs doing,
Because you don’t
feel like it.
Third-degree of laziness
Taking all the time
in the world, to do,
anything people
ask you to do.
Fourth-degree of laziness
comes when
you feel fine...
calling in sick.
Fifth-degree of laziness
Avoiding work of any kind,
At any time.
Sixth degree of laziness
Placing your Fitbit
on your dog,
to log your steps.
Seventh-degree of laziness
Refusing to learn
what you need to know.
Which includes
reading instructions
or asking for directions
when lost.
Eighth-degree of laziness
Refusing to take part,
in any pleasing sexual act.
(When you don’t give a f**k!)
Not that you can’t
Get it up!
Ninth-degree of laziness
When you refuse
to do the chores
that need doing.
Like Grocery shopping,
Cooking dinner.
Walking the dog
or mowing the lawn.
Tenth degree of laziness
When you are known,
for not returning things
you have borrowed.
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