I do not like peanut butter, potatoes, cheese or chocolate said Hugh
To other foods I suggested, he rapidly replied “ooooh”.
I could tell by face, they were not a favorite in any way.
This was an eye-opener for me, his grandma, this day.
He was supposed to stay with us a week what could I do?
No foods in my cupboards would appeal to young Hugh
What is in your refrigerator? My cousin Louise asked me.
Brownies, cake mixes, potatoes, cheeses and a large cooky.
I've fallen in love with Hugh Grant
So many times now that I can't
Recall why or when
I went off him, and then
Got back on him. I could but I shan't
© Gail Foster 30th December 2023
When Hugh and Ron got drunk together
and pissed a lake of mighty size,
their eery neighbor also spilled it
and let his eery waters rise.
By far superior was another
with depths of thirteen hundred feet.
His superiority was awesome
which Hugh, Ron, Eery couldn’t beat.
Below them lay Ontario Lago,
a bloke whose name is not much fun
because no matter how I turn it
I can’t create a lakey pun.
Not every hugh is huge
Five special minutes with Horace Hugh
And what I picked from the short stay huge:
Not all the blokes who bear Hugh are huge,
Sometimes the name like a subterfuge.
Under Hugh the little takes refuge
And neatly starts to act like a stooge:
Political rivals link with some drug:
The making of an Election Thug!
One can guess Horace Hugh is not huge
But could you believe his house is huge
While he sleeps elsewhere deemed a refuge,
The police dogs there a subterfuge?
Just imagine it: a house of rug
And used cups in it a kings jug.
It starts with a laugh once you see me
Faster than the speed of light you catapult into my arms-
And I usually fall when I catch you-
But it doesn’t hurt because you make me happy
And the stolen stardust that was sprinkled into your eyes lights up
It lights up so bright it (almost) hurts me
Because I get joy radiation from you
You light up my dull demeanor
And your smile goes bigger than ear to ear
I smile because the gap in your teeth is like the grand canyon
But I would have smiled anyway
Because nothing makes you happier than other peoples laughter
And you throw back your head giving yourself whiplash
Breathlessly squealing
You would choke on your carelessness
And I would choke with you
Because I can’t choke on my pride with you
I have no pride with you
And I would do anything to see you smile
19 lines of poetry
Sponsor: Mark Toney
Marathon Mile 26 Poetry Contest
1/30/23
I have no pride with you
And I would do anything to see you smile
Hugh
A gentle soul, a humble son, shed softly in the garden
Seduced by man, led to betray, a life to pray for pardon.
Tones which spoke, with perfect tune, would pierce his tender marrow
To release joy, or conjure pain, and make his being narrow.
He’d disperse fear from absent light and shadowed misdirection.
He did not learn to seek a sight, nor tangible collection
He built a strong and simple home and slept forever grateful
McGonagle
An unfortunate fellow Hugh Jarse
He found life an incredible farce,
The name that he bore
Caused such loud guffaws,
You could probably hear them on Mars.
How do you do...? I am called a Kangaroo
I live at the zoo; my name is Hip Hop Hugh
I’m sad, nothing to chew, I’d like some bamboo
I like playing my kazoo... how about you?
I can play music all day...hippity hop hurray!
I’ll stop for a flower buffet...do you want to stay?
I’ll have music for your birthday...don’t go away
Even a fireworks display... great! Let’s start okay.
Jan.31.2018
Write a funny Poem for a 7-year-old
Sponsored by: Kevin Shaw
11/7/2017
I have a little brother, my parents named him Hugh.
It’s my parent’s favorite name, because it’s my name too.
I have a sister, Hugh, our cat, and our dog too,
Share the same name with each other, just to name a few
We might be the oddest gang that you ever knew.
That’s ok, we don’t mind sharing a name, you see.
It’s my parents’ favorite name, because it’s my name too.
We are Hugh together, and forever, Hugh, we’ll be.
Farewell to that playboy named Hugh,
Whose magazine enterprise grew—
He published gloss shots
Of naked sexpots,
Though men read the articles through.
If Hugh jackman,s time as wolverine is thrue .
Then maybe I can fynd him , sumthing else 2 du !
He could play a part in James d.hudnall,s Espers moovee ,
Or show . And if Tim minear would direct it , lots of unemployed actors ,
Would have sum wair 2 go !
Hugh jackman could play that brit dude hoo has super speed !
Shay astar plays Linda Williams , she tried 2 save her dad from
Terrorist , but she did not suckseed !
Mario Lopez could play the American indian levatator
Hoo can give his frend a ride .
We could get that jap boy from the 100 2 play the kid
Hoo has lightning on his side !
Rebecca gay heart can play that south American reporter
Hoo has a force field & can Tellyport . Tommy from third rock
Can play Alan black hoo creates magic cards & can escape from
Any fort ! Josie Davis can play sky Channing , she can just touch things
And know just wair thay bin , but will these be enough super powers
2 let these sykicks win ? David Hubbard can play the Jamaican cook
Hoo is immune 2 flame . Jeffrey Donavan can play that Russian spy
Hoo fails at killing them & takes most of the blame !...