Housebroken Poems - Poems about Housebroken

...I created it, it's mine to toy with; Please don't add a thing without that flavor that flows; If I wanted it? I already would have done it. Growl at me? I'll show you my teeth and you won'......

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...I have a dog name Peanut; he's a long-haired mutt. He's my shadow halve, he's the closest friend I have. He's sorts of a blend of goofy I'm not sure why, but his snoopy. Though h......

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...(tongue in cheek by this moldering geek.) Thy marriage doth incurably ail, even strangers would vouchsafe (with nary any cavil), and perhaps even avail herself (sight unseen), ......

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...Bob had been a lonely man ever since His wife of fifty years had passed. “Lord, let me join her.” he would pray. “Let this day be my last.” Each day, he went to the cemetery, Just a short walk......

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...Bandit That first day he took his own room He doesn’t want anyone in there Especially to sweep with a broom From day one he’s been housebroken He barks at me like crazy If he were human h......

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...They say I'm quite the expert The best they've ever seen yet So I'll tell you all my secrets On the art of housebreaking pets You'll need a lot of newspapers To smack them on their noses You ......

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