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Hosed Poems - Poems about Hosed

Premium Member Still Going for a Win
...Hosed, he may not win, piehole’s constricted. Food tossed into pipe, and wedged. Yet, with save, he’s unhinged. ......

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Categories: hosed, humor,
Form: Kimo
Premium Member Stranger
...What I thought I knew is no more But a stranger knocking at my door Willful cunning the mask you wear Cheshire smile slinking to get near And I the blinded beguiling beast Let you come in to sa......

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Categories: hosed, allusion,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Purple Heart Or Nude Statue
...Octavius Australopithecus Decided he would take a leak with us He aimed his big shooter Hosed down an armed looter Now relieved ~ his reward superfluous......

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Categories: hosed, nature, silly,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Mockingbird
... Mocking Bird Mocking Bird Mocking bird can't fly, Mocking bird can't sing, Mocking Bird is unable to walk. She's not allowed to do anything. Cold n......

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Categories: hosed, abuse, angst, anxiety, betrayal,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Hosed
...Positive Airway Pressure For your sleeping pleasure Use that humidifier Or your throat will be on fire Getting started with a C-PAP, You’re going to need a nap......

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Categories: hosed, irony,
Form: Rhyme



Posterity
...Posterity Adam, the man, was up early and stood on the terrace his body was pale as the unborn sun sitting on the low wall on the terrace, he evacuated down to the roof of a neighbour. Since......

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Categories: hosed, betrayal, blessing, cinderella,
Form: Chant Royal
Premium Member Sleeting In Nectar
...It’s sleeting in Nectar; there's no pollen to sneeze. The bees have skipped south for a tropical breeze. Dear honey, I’m frozen; I ache in the knees. It’s sleeting in Nectar; send warm weather ple......

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Categories: hosed, winter,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member What Kids Did
...Compared with us, the kids today Too little play and too much weigh. Alone indoors they snack and sit And buttons hit, while we stayed fit. We'd quickly chores and homework do, Then dash th......

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Categories: hosed, children, fun, growing up,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member New Year Better Be
...The New Year better be, don’t make me punch your nose. If love abounds you’ll see, no need to come to blows. An even year of highs, except reduce my size. Tell us the honest news, don’t make our t......

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Categories: hosed, angst, funny,
Form: Alexandrine
Songs From a Barrel
...I’m a ‘bar-back’, I stack, I pull up the crates, unpack and rack. I hump boxes of glasses in, then I hump them out again. I roll barrels into a hand-cranked elevator, then roll the empties into ......

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Categories: hosed, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Concept Corrected and Connected and Brains Collected
...in again had clocked thoughts from my mind had been blocked my brain tightly locked concept corrected mind with body connected my brains collected had been head scratcher not ever virus ca......

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Categories: hosed, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Monoku Monday - Mar 2021
..."Holy Humor" Posted 1 Mar 2021 if you need an ark to save two of each animal i Noah guy creating Eve was the first known example of splitting the Adam fa......

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Categories: hosed, humor,
Form: Monoku
Black In the Day
...Thanks for making us tough, ever so rough. Black in the Day, Black in today They still do us harm when caught unarmed Still trying to hold us back, still mad because we’re black No matter how......

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Categories: hosed, black african american, change,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Overboard
...Overboard (commentary on the January 6, 2021 capitol invasion) By Franklin Price 01/17/2021 Many have gone overboard, as we sail the ship of state What Donald Trump did on the sixth, was far f......

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Categories: hosed, america, anger, angst,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Merry Virus To You
... Went to go shopping but the little stores were all closed. Only the giant,big barn stores were open, I felt I has been truly hosed. But of course, nobody gets Covid in a big barn store? ......

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Categories: hosed, christmas, god, how i
Form: Rhyme

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