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Best Hosed Poems

Below are the all-time best Hosed poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hosed poems written by PoetrySoup members

Recollections From the Golden Cree Ii

Past unconcerned hens that distractedly 
Scratch
Under frowning protestations from the
Sheltered Lee;
Into the cloaked shadows lain across the 
Cobbled courtyard,
Behind which squats the twisted form of
The...

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Categories: hosed, growing up,
Form: Rhyme

Monoku Monday - Mar 2021

"Holy Humor"    Posted 1 Mar 2021

if you need an ark to save two of each animal      i...

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Categories: hosed, humor,
Form: Monoku

New Year Better Be

The New Year better be, don’t make me punch your nose.
If love abounds you’ll see, no need to come to blows.
An even year of highs,...

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Categories: hosed, angst, funny,
Form: Alexandrine

Chia Pet Dragon

Dragon was upset when the Sheriff of CrazyLand banned him from the park.
A week from the park! And the new leash law Had To Go!...

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Categories: hosed, fantasy, funny, happiness, happy,
Form: Light Verse

Bat Phone Is Ringing

Yes, spring has sprung and the bat phone is ringing.
Dragon is at it again! He grabbed his cape! No kidding!
Wouldn’t you know! Here we go,...

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Categories: hosed, fun, funny, giggle, happiness,
Form: Light Verse

Packed Up Pachyderm

You know when I think about it now and what I have to do,
a lot of you folk out there would have a bit of...

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Categories: hosed, humorous,
Form: Epic

Black In the Day

Thanks for making us tough, ever so rough

Black in the Day, Black in today
They still do us harm when caught unarmed
Still trying to hold us...

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Categories: hosed, black african american, change,
Form: Narrative

Battle of Pigeon-Way

The days were getting long, and the Fourth of July was coming up, soon.
With the City Park clean, a better raise might come, so very...

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Categories: hosed, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny,
Form: Light Verse

Sam the Dog and Pearl the Cat

Sam the dog and Pearl the cat
Were sitting on the wall
They do it every day
So it isn't strange at all
They have little conversations
Which only they...

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Categories: hosed, animal, cat, dog, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Katrina Waves

funeral, loss
Katrina Waves

Draws her strength internally
Boasting strong hosed waves ashore
Headed inland she sweeps all asunder 
Vanishing in a breath’s count 
‘Frontage’ lays flattened now
Waved ‘kaput’!Katrina...

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Categories: hosed, funeral, loss,
Form: Verse

Ashes and I

She's been kicked to the ground in the dust of despair , kicked in the ribs by human hyenas...
When trying to stand up she was...

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Categories: hosed, death, faith, hope,
Form: Prose Poetry

Old Vs New

Old: I got hosed 
New: I got Trumped 

Old: This sucks!
what sucks
New: Being Trumped 

Old: Obama (good)
New: Trump (bad)

maybe

Old: Looks like a godsend now 
New:...

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Categories: hosed, humor, irony, political,
Form: Narrative

Grattitude First Lesson In Christian Living

Dear little pony, the children’s clown,
Rough mane stands tall, his thick tail tumbles down.
Jiggety, jog.  Yes, some riders have frowned.
Dad can ride him with...

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Categories: hosed, childhood, dedication, depression, education,
Form: Verse

One Bad Trip

Now I am off on a really bad trip
Who said the circus was a really good tip,
Millions of lions; chasing me down
A bearded woman, and...

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Categories: hosed, crazy, funny, humor, silly,
Form: Rhyme

Grandpa's Hammock

Every year it was brought down from the garage rafters.  Green metal frame and 
springs, green canvas with white fringe and a little green...

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Categories: hosed, familydrink, green,
Form: Narrative