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think it..
uhuh not me
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Lets be really clear
A crystal clear plan to get near the man
Just Follow the titty twister
Just follow the hooha hurriCAN
Follow as sure as you stand
On two feet we dominate
On two knees we congregate
With a Gang of my precious baby friends in my face
In the foot race in the first race
I place fate on a sure thing
On the street the heat sits
On 4 wheels at least
So many more wheels on the beast
What is the HooHa HurriCAN
What is the titty twister
She looks just like your sister
And your best friends sister too
A really big sister crew full of sister
We knock on a 454
We ball on cams and lifters
Positraction on the main attraction
Attracted the sister
We are twisted insane and laughing
Were twisted insane and laughing
Even though the girls got me trapped
in I keep ing rappin
All that water and nothing to drink
Oceans surround us but too salty methinks
This dilemma makes us afraid
So whiskey and koolaid
Fills in quite nicely, but your hooha shrinks
All that water and nothing to drink
Oceans surround us but too salty methinks
This dilemma makes us afraid
So whiskey and even koolaid
Fills in quite nicely, but your hooha shrinks
A semi usually refers to a very long truck
But in the land of hooha, it means no such luck
The short end of the stick
For Richard or Dick
But some are unfortunate and that really sucks
Acclaimed Italian-American actor, Al Pacino
His brooding intensity, a raging inferno
He forcefully exclaimed "Hooha!" in 'Scent of A Woman'
A catchphrase was born. Great actor, dimunitive human
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Date written: 06/21/2019
Going for a walk at our Fairy Lake walking trail
If I meet one, I'll give her your best without fail
If you want me to
Do other stuff taboo
Like tickle her hooha and just pull her pigtails
Picture a man's hooha on a billboard downtown
Ladies would be late, spill coffee on their gowns
With their mouths all agape
Their makeup in bad shape
Those ad boys sure know how to clown around
Blonde bombers light my rusty old candle
Eyebrows and toes curl, causing quite a scandal
Tend to run amok
As I babble and cluck
Eyes roll independently, use my hooha as a handle
Believe it or not, some days I wake up down
But before long you guys get rid of my frown
Owe you big time
For this smile that shines
In fact I'm the happiest hooha in town
Where have all the sexy chickadees gone
Been a while since their patooties have shone
Used to be quite blinding
Need dark glasses I'm finding
To determine if her hooha is still strawberry blonde
Have I told you lately that I love youse
Ya! Youse guys, it just continues to accrue
With each passing day
More passion youse display
Could pop my hooha, make a mess on my shoe
All that water and nothing to drink
Oceans surround us but too salty methinks
This dilemma makes us afraid
So whiskey and even koolaid
Fills in quite nicely, but your hooha shrinks
The secret to happy is lots of moolah
Not true, it's a rumor, a falsehood, pasha
Just check out the sun
Shines on everyone
Us guys, the nasties, even Donald Hooha
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