Hissy Fit Poems

Hissy Fit Poems - Below are popular examples of all types of hissy fit poetry to share and read. This list of poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, famous, and modern examples for hissy fit.

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I’m going to make you feel my pain,
I’m sewing hate,spool of misplaced thread,
Stitch my view, mistakes fed,
Wish I knew how to heal my head. 
In my lane, going insane, never thought my thoughts would cane my brain. 

Whiplashed, my mind...Read More
Categories: hissy fit, anger, anxiety, dark, depression, emotions, hip hop,
Form: Rhyme

Medusa sleeping part 1
to have
a face of true
beauty so beautiful
too beautiful deserving
an Athenian beauty salon

hours under
the sculpting 
stylist's stolen eye
honey when i'm done 
with you you'll rock their

socks off
so sitting back
closing her beautiful
eye lids of her beautiful
face she dreamed about how
the record holder...Read More
Categories: hissy fit, muse,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Win Some Lose Some
contest win brightens my day ~ n/a hissy fit 

...Read More
Categories: hissy fit, anger, smile,
Form: Monoku
Premium Member I Would Like To Be A Changeling Next
Some wanted to be tigers.  The angels talked a few out of it,
Two were led away, because they had a ridiculously silly hissy fit.
Six were given tiger-status, and sent to an Indian village.

I hoped they would be safe if...Read More
Categories: hissy fit, fantasy,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member My Devoted Patron
No one ever had a more devoted super patron.
He marveled at every painting and poem I thought up.
He cheered at each of my gaudy crazy color choices,
He toasted all my thoughts with a golden glass tribute cup.

He wanted to buy...Read More
Categories: hissy fit, friend, life,
Form: Madah

Tit for Tat
Tit had a hissy fit and called tat fat
while tat apologized after the fact
tit kept egging him on with rude remarks
while tat used tact leaving tit in the dark

Tit called tat names all night and day
till she saw tat and...Read More
Categories: hissy fit, humor, word play,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member DOGGONE CAT
Doggone Cat 

Domestication’s dormancy- be damned
I’d choose to go outside – not in this sand

I will pass on love and hugs for I am certain
destiny demands I climb the curtain

He lies there floppy eared – slow shaking head
wondering how I...Read More
Categories: hissy fit, cat, dog, humorous,
Form: Couplet
A Summer re: Follicular Fall Out Can Spring A Heady Winter
Thy scalp thoroughly massaged during hair washing, 
after showering (frequently tapping the cold water faucet – 
in an effort to ramp up brisk temperature tolerance), 
an immediate process to shake out matted down hairs 
follows suit. Oft time a healthy...Read More
Categories: hissy fit, absence, anger, angst, anxiety, emotions, hair, how
Form: Free verse
What Annoys Me
Comes the first day of spring
and everything is in bloom,
while the bugs start
invading way too soon,

And while living down south
were always making hand motions,
to ward off the flying insects
that give us grievous emotions,

Outdoor eating can be quite a task
not prepared...Read More
Categories: hissy fit, angst, flying, insect,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member The Saint Patrick Day Leprechaun
Dragon sat in the bushes all night long, for he wanted to catch himself a Leprechaun.
See Leprechauns have gold by the buckets full, and Dragon wanted himself… some.
So our sly little Dragon had put a lit up rainbow, on our...Read More
Categories: hissy fit, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form: Light Verse
Medieval Muses
The cold and drafty dark castle nights,
eating boars head like its going out of style,
having new battles every other week,
God forbid if you had a yellow streak,

Women wearing long gowns which were warm,
except for their exposed cleavage and throats,
it's no...Read More
Categories: hissy fit, anxiety, culture, dark, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Be not deceived
Some green some blue saying how do you do
some you sniff some you swallow some you puff from a bottle
some are big some are small some make you feel ten feet tall
some bring you up some take you down some...Read More
Categories: hissy fit, longing, pain,
Form: Rhyme
I Won't Be Back
I'll be gone this time tomorrow
I’ll catch a freight at dawn.
One goes east, another goes west
An' I don't care which way

Came to Texas out of Tulsa
Lookin' for a future -
Got a lot of knots on my head
An' here an' there...Read More
Categories: hissy fit, emotions,
Form: Cowboy
Worming the Cat and Dog
Once again it’s Saturday; the day when footy reigns supreme.
The Dogs are up against the Cats, the premier favoured team,
but I’ve got no doubts the mighty Dogs will surely cope with that.
I couldn’t think of nothing worse than being beaten...Read More
Categories: hissy fit, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Letting Go
Look at time, just standing still
Evidently, if you just ask time to take a chill, she will
That's right, time agreed that she would wait for me
Time said, go on, take a big ol' hissy fit, flip out, feel free
I'll polish...Read More
Categories: hissy fit, life,
Form: Verse
I Won't Be Back Again
I Won't Be Back Again

I'll be gone this time tomorrow
I’ll catch a freight at dawn.
One goes east, another goes west
Don't matter which I'm on.

Came to Texas out of Tulsa
Lookin' for a future -
Got a lot of knots on my head
An'...Read More
Categories: hissy fit,
Form: Cowboy
The Snowman Takes A Holiday
The snowman takes a holiday 
to Florida, he decided to go, 
he got tired of waiting 
all Winter, for it to snow. 

He gathered up his suitcases 
hopped on a bus heading out of town, 
he couldn't wait to get...Read More
Categories: hissy fit, december, imagery, inspiration, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
A grown-up in a hissy fit
Is something to behold.
I’ve always thought that as we age,
Such outbursts are controlled.

But sometimes people pop the cork
And let their rage explode,
So others get to witness them
In full-blown tantrum mode.

I guess it’s true that we...Read More
Categories: hissy fit, anger,
Form: Rhyme
From The National Poet Of Slovenia In A Language People Understand - THE RUINS OF THE ANCIEN REGIME

Farewell, then, AUKN boss,
The next this year makes three.
By the time they find a substitute,
Slovenes will be at sea.

He tried to cover his behind;
AUKN boss of bosses,
As every week, balances grew bleak:
He weighed merits and losses.

With all this he'd no...Read More
Categories: hissy fit, absence, allegory, analogy, animal, bird, boat, fishing,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member Buster, Miss Kitty and Tom
Miss Kitty Katt was famous in the small hometown of mine
And Buster was the town dog -- never knew a boundary line.
Miss Kitty knew no limits except those she had drawn
Which included one she’d posted -- “All dogs stay off...Read More
Categories: hissy fit, cat, dog, dog, dog,
Form: Rhyme
its worth living
did you grow up without any food
were you forced make a shelter out of wood
have you ever been hunted down
have you been beaten into the ground
what makes you think that you are ready to die
youve never seen death
never herd the...Read More
Categories: hissy fit,
Form: I do not know?
I have the tendency to fall for people like raindrops
on a stormy afternoon 

And I refuse to watch the news
It's the nonchalant route that I choose

No forecasts or predictions

because love isn't predictable now is it?

I'll remember that when I get...Read More
Categories: hissy fit, life, love
Form: Free verse