Long Hissy fit Poems
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Worming the Cat and DogOnce again it’s Saturday; the day when footy reigns supreme.
The Dogs are up against the Cats, the premier favoured team,
but I’ve got no doubts the mighty Dogs will surely cope with that.
I couldn’t think of...
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Categories:
hissy fit, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Triple WhammyThis is based on a completely true event - and every time someone mentions either of these 2 towns, I get hives -
...
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Categories:
hissy fit, lost love,
Form:
Narrative
Approved By the God of VerseWhat a gratifying experience this was...
While sitting at a readers’ desk in Bobby Booker’s Bookstore, waiting for the latest composition I’d composed
To reach the eyes of - Bob himself...the so-called - “God of Verse”...the man...
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Categories:
hissy fit, poetry, poets,
Form:
Narrative
We Got a Crowd That's In a Frenzy BobThe Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Chapter L.A.
I like to think of [the habit] as a bonfire or a lighthouse, so that light can shine out into places where there are no resources and there isn’t...
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Categories:
hissy fit, anger, baseball, community, conflict,
Form:
Rhyme
The Last Man StandingClarence Goddard, Harvey Bell, Virgil Barnes and I met for coffee every day for close to forty years.
I was a school janitor...Virgil was a farmer...Harvey ran the lumber yard, and... Clarence managed Sears.
We always met...
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Categories:
hissy fit, inspirational, sad,
Form:
Rhyme
On - Common CausesMy grandma’s salt and pepper shakers, most of them quite old, nearly filled the upper shelf of Mother’s antique hutch,
And as the words, “I finally found a set I didn’t have...and like I far...
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Categories:
hissy fit, love, together, uplifting,
Form:
Narrative
A Summer Re: Follicular Fall Out Can Spring a Heady WinterThy scalp thoroughly massaged during hair washing,
after showering (frequently tapping the cold water faucet –
in an effort to ramp up brisk temperature tolerance),
an immediate process to shake out matted down hairs
follows...
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Categories:
hissy fit, absence, anger, angst, anxiety, emotions, hair, how
Form:
Free verse
The Saint Patrick Day LeprechaunDragon sat in the bushes all night long, for he wanted to catch himself a Leprechaun.
See Leprechauns have gold by the buckets full, and Dragon wanted himself… some.
So our sly little Dragon had put a...
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Categories:
hissy fit, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form:
Light Verse
Final Realization I Am An AdultIt's a freaking trip-thinking back to "way back when"
And realizing just how fast time truly does fly,
Year by year, seems to pass faster and faster
Friends you used to have back then
Back when, you too, were...
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Categories:
hissy fit, allusion, change, day, death, dream, irony,
Form:
Free verse
Best To Know Who's Boss - Both Audio and TextMy wife and I was dancin’ at a Senatorial ball, when some old gal struts up to us and whines,
“The Senator’s been watching you…and doesn’t think it’s right for men to grab their dancing mates’...
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Categories:
hissy fit, dance, wife,
Form:
Rhyme
Buster, Miss Kitty and TomMiss Kitty Katt was famous in the small hometown of mine
And Buster was the town dog -- never knew a boundary line.
Miss Kitty knew no limits except those she had drawn
Which included one she’d posted...
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Categories:
hissy fit, cat, dog, dog, dog,
Form:
Rhyme
From the National Poet of Slovenia In a Language People Understand - the Ruins of the Ancien RegimeFarewell, then, AUKN boss,
The next this year makes three.
By the time they find a substitute,
Slovenes will be at sea.
He tried to cover his behind;
AUKN boss of bosses,
As every week, balances grew bleak:
He weighed merits and...
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Categories:
hissy fit, absence, allegory, analogy, animal, bird, boat, fishing,
Form:
Ballad
The Demise of AciremaEveryone knew that there was something amiss,
but no one was stirred enough to even lift a fist.
Patriots and paupers alike saw no such enemy on their list.
They were surprised that someone ascended from the abyss.
They...
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Categories:
hissy fit, change, farewell, hope, humanity,
Form:
Rhyme
Got SleepNothing more intimate than sleep
wake before dawn, go downtown
prepare for tomorrow, come home from work late.
Most cities prosper undisturbed
sleeping peacefully
while the tide goes out.
Are we asleep or are we dancing,
surrounded by buildings,
a primitive fertility dance...
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Categories:
hissy fit, city, dance, moon, river, sleep, winter, work,
Form:
Free verse
I Would Like To Be a Changeling NextSome wanted to be tigers. The angels talked a few out of it,
Two were led away, because they had a ridiculously silly hissy fit.
Six were given tiger-status, and sent to an Indian village.
I hoped...
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Categories:
hissy fit, fantasy,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Medieval MusesThe cold and drafty dark castle nights,
eating boars head like its going out of style,
having new battles every other week,
God forbid if you had a yellow streak,
Women wearing long gowns which were warm,
except for their...
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Categories:
hissy fit, anxiety, culture, dark, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
The Snowman Takes a HolidayThe snowman takes a holiday
to Florida, he decided to go,
he got tired of waiting
all Winter, for it to snow.
He gathered up his suitcases
hopped on a bus heading out of town,...
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Categories:
hissy fit, december, imagery, inspiration, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
Are You a Dog-PuppetI can’t believe how lavishly some people treat their dogs! I swear...I’ve seen them pamper them as though they were their kid,
Figuring that their doting on them makes a fair exchange for what they’ll...
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Categories:
hissy fit, animal, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
I Won'T Be BackI'll be gone this time tomorrow
I’ll catch a freight at dawn.
One goes east, another goes west
An' I don't care which way
Came to Texas out of Tulsa
Lookin' for a future -
Got a lot of knots on...
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Categories:
hissy fit, emotions,
Form:
Cowboy Poetry
I Won'T Be Back AgainI Won't Be Back Again
I'll be gone this time tomorrow
I’ll catch a freight at dawn.
One goes east, another goes west
Don't matter which I'm on.
Came to Texas out of Tulsa
Lookin' for a future -
Got a lot...
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Categories:
hissy fit,
Form:
Cowboy Poetry
Overplayed HandHaving an inflated ego is detrimental to living a good life
It's a self-serving trait that can lead to tragedy and strife
One who's overconfident is arrogant, his hubris is rife
Overplaying his hand will cut like the...
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Categories:
hissy fit, conflict, how i feel, perspective,
Form:
Monorhyme
Worthless Addict BxxxxI'm not worthless,
I know my worth
and I'm not worth less.
I'm an addict,
not addicted.
I may be a b!#@h,
but I'm not stuck in insanity anymore.
I know that in my core.
Worthless Addict B!#@h is what you called me,
slinging...
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Categories:
hissy fit, abuse, addiction,
Form:
Free verse
My Devoted PatronNo one ever had a more devoted super patron.
He marveled at every painting and poem I thought up.
He cheered at each of my gaudy crazy color choices,
He toasted all my thoughts with a golden glass...
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Categories:
hissy fit, friend, life,
Form:
Madah
What Annoys MeComes the first day of spring
and everything is in bloom,
while the bugs start
invading way too soon,
And while living down south
were always making hand motions,
to ward off the flying insects
that give us grievous emotions,
Outdoor eating can...
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Categories:
hissy fit, angst, flying, insect,
Form:
Light Verse
Doggone CatDoggone Cat
Domestication’s dormancy- be damned
I’d choose to go outside – not in this sand
I will pass on love and hugs for I am certain
destiny demands I climb the curtain
He lies there floppy eared –...
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Categories:
hissy fit, cat, dog, humorous,
Form:
Couplet