VPL

Can you see my VPL through this dress?
Hold on till I look out the window.
What you looking at.
I’m searching for the spaceship.
Is that your idea of a joke.
Hey, you’re the one speaking Klingon.
Okay dummy, can you see my underwear through this dress.
Lift your dress up to I see
Just look before I lamp you.
Okay, you appear to be VPL clear. You wearing thongs.
No, thongs are my pulling pants, and since I've pulled you I no longer need to wear them. Or do I.
Seems a shame, you could be turning me on whilst you're out bit** ing with your friends.
That is true. I could even replace you with some nice guy.
You just can’t go about replacing us guys like engagement rings.
Hardly my fault, guys want to marry me. Apart from you, that is.
I would love to thingamy you
See, you can’t even say the word. I really should replace you, I deserve better.
Okay, you have my permission to chat up guys, if it helps your self-esteem.
I don’t need your permission. Why the hell can't you be jealous when guys chat me up.
Aw, do you want me to throw a hissy fit?
Yes, that would be the normal thing to do.
I expect guys to chat you up. That way, I need to work harder to keep you.
That’s the worse backhanded compliment I’ve ever heard.
Think I heard your taxi beeping. You go knock them dead, girl.
I’m having a serious chat with you tomorrow.
Sounds serious, just check my diary. Okay, I appear to be VPL free tomorrow.
Very funny, you just wait.

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Date: 6/11/2024 2:19:00 PM
she could always go commando, less stress and easier access
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Paul Bell
Date: 6/12/2024 2:00:00 AM
I said that. She mumbled something inaudible. lol
Date: 6/9/2024 3:53:00 AM
Haha this made me smile! Witty clever! Women always enjoy seeing their men a bit jealous and get frustrated when they show no emotions as such! Haha! You seem to have a good and deep understanding of how relationships work today. Brilliant! Loved reading this! Fun and well delivered
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Paul Bell
Date: 6/10/2024 9:58:00 AM
Keep them keen. She settled for a big mac in the end.
Date: 6/6/2024 11:23:00 AM
Nothing like a bit of VPL banter to keep a marriage good and healthy Paul, (lift your dress up til I see) the standout line amongst many, or would that be a hidden line, I’m confused now lol, brilliant work, cheers David
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Paul Bell
Date: 6/7/2024 2:34:00 AM
She doesn't ask anymore, need to replace her. lol
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