Hippopotamus Poems - Poems about Hippopotamus

I wanna be a wallaby And not just a wanna-be, Not a kangaroo or Silly platypus But, if I can’t be a wallaby I think that I would wanna be A plump and dumpy Hippopotamus! ...Read the rest...

hippopotamus massive and herbivorous ... ride the river horse ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Entry: "Wild Animal Haiku" Poetry Contest Contest Judged: 4/18/2022 Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin (3)...Read the rest...

A young friendly hippopotamus lived by the river, across from us Then one day five hunters came Looking to shoot big easy game. * They put five bullets in his head And now our friendly hippos dead They should...Read the rest...

Hieronymus the Hippopotamus, Implied at times that he was xylotomous; Even claiming to be most gregarious. Real time though, he loved to be autonomous; Only decidedly not anonymous; Not to mention being quite hilarious. Yet no one found him to be...Read the rest...

The chucky of the body makes it whole Is it there for a valid reason The toughness of the skin makes it solid Is it there to cover the softness Loving my structure I might be quite But when my...Read the rest...

I saw a Hippopotamus going to the fair, wearing pink pyjamas with a bow up in his hair, he was followed by a Zebra who was wearing bright blue socks, a Chimp and a Koala bear, wearing matching frocks, they...Read the rest...

in water hippos are the most deadly to man than alligators 2019 September 10...Read the rest...

Never stand behind a hippo! Never stand behind a hippo! Never stand behind a hippo! Projectile diarrhea!...Read the rest...

When he sits He crushes the evidence Corrupting the human mind...Read the rest...

Everyday I have lunch With a pink hippopotamus The menus always the same Tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches Oh, and Diet Cherry Coke Cause he likes the way it tickles his throat His friends sometimes stop by To join...Read the rest...

Hyperthermia can be caused by standing in slip streams in sluice dumps. It never really fails if ice water can run a lake from a rusted tap. And the mid morning broken by the drip...Read the rest...

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Oh! I’m very glad that I Am not a Hippopotami And should I ever get the choice It’ll not be Hippopotamoice © John W Fenn 15-Feb 2009...Read the rest...

The small hippopotamus Has taken his grandmother's glasses, Has taken his father's hat and scarf, And a portfolio his uncle's briefcase. He put all of the clothing on himself, Picked...Read the rest...