Tree Hilarious Poems

Our
              Hawaiian Sun
        got burned
...

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There are times,where you feel
Amazed
There times,where you feel
Sophisticated 
There are times,where you feel
Honored
There times,where you feel
Modified 
This is the story

A mountain bears mysteries
Pick up the...

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On Christmas morning, beneath the tree
Wonderous gifts her heart could foresee
When she opened her gifts
She knew these were spendthrifts
The rest of the day she felt...

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"Great Sculptor!
In your presence I am,
With my forehead
Touching the ground.
I am here
With entreaties
You alone can bear."
"Pour them at my feet.
But do not forget
It's ripe corns...

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Body obsession

Naked, I stood in front of the bathroom mirror
and asked are you sure this is you?
I’m a fat man with breasts and a big...

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when the night ends, morning Sun rises,
just as the day gives way back to night,
Obvious there are no surprises!

the river runs into the ocean,
flowing down...

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H – Have Yourself a Messy Little Christmas
I   -        IMPROVISATION
L – Little Drummer Bouy
A – Auld...

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Christmas came to the town of Asheville
Each one asked St. Nick for a treadmill
Instead, he gave them bikes
Treating them all like tikes
Then he told them...

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Walking on a windy day ,in San Francisco,  
I suddenly felt a hanger around my feet.
I looked down and no kidding, there were
my red underpants...

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On a hot summer’s day nearly forty degree,
Ageing couple sprawled under an oak tree,
said she with a shy toothless grin,
“If you really wish I will...

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If you thought killer clowns were fun
Chainsaw Massacre Easter Bunny is right up your plate
If you like Stephen King novels and are not fearful,
You are...

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Two sparrows are mating in our backyard tree
Thought they were boy and girl, 'twas hard to see
One was dressed like a swan
T'other wore a sequinned...

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It’s when you don't have
the money for a hit man.
And you know something
needs to be done.
If you have a hot date
and your boss asked you
to...

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This photo was taken in St James Church Graveyard, Benwell, Newcastle, 
Tyne & Wear, England, UK,

I just thought the tree stump resembled a Gargoyle, hence...

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Have you ever been told you’re ugly not welcome
You smile with a mouth you shouldn’t open
Have you ever been told your bum looks like a...

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