Have You Ever Been Told

Have you ever been told you’re ugly not welcome You smile with a mouth you shouldn’t open Have you ever been told your bum looks like a birch tree you’re an abundantly dirty sight it hurts to see Have you ever been told you have a personality like a damp cloth you carry a smell and that’s why we cough has anyone ever said you’re a miserable moo moaning morning and afternoon Don’t be so quick to think no one has now I wrote this especially for you you cow and all of the office chipped in for the pen and paper You’re ugly you stink and we all hate ya