Philosophy Hilarious Poems

'Twas the twilight of the year, a twinkling tiara,
December 31st, digits dancing dunes in the Sahara.
One, two, three, one, two, three, it's a prance,
A numerical...

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The night, it's night
              permanently...
       ...

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POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK
The British Empire that once ruled the worldAre putting sanctions on Russia, O' such gall
Indiana Shaw . . . : /...

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COOL CALM CHAOS

           Eager egrets hopping on mossy glossy grass of desert
   ...

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Damn the window sill
It's never needed
It's filled with arze
most times impeded

And rubbed for dust
in times gone fleeted
For lost time served
in sense depleted...

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Advice came out her ying-yang.
Advice came out her pores.
Advice saturated her arms and legs.
Advice that most abhors.

We saw her in the grocery,
We saw her buy...

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Lungs that burst
life that escaped
when poor souls rant and ranted more
instead of reciting poetic verse

I pray one day
they find a way
to re-discover kindness I say
sadly,...

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So I have been told
by a drunk
does he own a pair of shoes?
has he ever walked in another's?
mean and grouchy
unkind to falling leaves
what dreams were...

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Hydro bill
Visa bill
Food bill
Toilet paper bill
Heating bill
Wine bill
Car bill
Phone bill
Clothing bill
Duck bill
Buffalo bill
Entertainment bill
Anti acids tablets bill
Insurance bill
Bar bill
House bill
Weed bill
Bakery bill
Starbucks bill
Medical bill
Psychotic drugs...

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We have watched and read many science-themed
books on evolution, where we evolved from apes,
eating wild berries and cracking nuts.
But seriously,
why aren't apes slowly turning to...

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Courtesy of Marx (albeit Zeppo, Harpo, Groucho, and Chico) 
whose acts brought generations of laughter to Vaudeville and 
then the Silver Screen adlibbed, linkedin, and...

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What's the point of Dr. Dishwater? 
Well, what's the point of anything? 
The only thing that appears 
to have a concrete purpose 
is my car...

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An insane System by any other name
Should still be considered simply insane

A prison by any other name
Could well be the throne 
Of a primitivist's brain

A...

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I got my glasses and my teeth
My wallet and my phone
Two sets of keys
Oh, where's my eo-eo?

Have you seen my eo-eo?
I never leave home without...

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Haeckel and Clyde were twins, you see
Not one much like the other
Doreeane gave birth to both
But each was his own brother

One lives in a mansion
Overlooking...

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