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Dialect Tickle Matt Arial Hiz Im

Courtesy of Marx (albeit Zeppo, Harpo, Groucho, and Chico) 
whose acts brought generations of laughter to Vaudeville and 
then the Silver Screen adlibbed, linkedin, and ransacked skits 
zoid material Bing very loosely based on writings of Karl Marx 
(No relation) and Friedrich Engels. They whar instrumental qua 
Cingular Capitalone political philosophy paradigm. 
Bit players transformed outlook and pinterest, when their 
collective insight did cents how masses (i.e. bourgeois) took 
a rakish (otherwise) up standing Norwegian bachelor farmer 
for comic relief to break monotony of agrarian obligations, 
and serve up one heaping healthy portion per production sans 
whatever whims would crop up infusing Thespian showdown 
incorporating commune nic cache shun(disproportionate) 
app peals studded terrain with locked havens avast re shtetl ment. 
Hoi Polloi re: common folk in sore need of distraction and belief 
in a brighter side of life, than saliva dehydrating brute nose 
to the grindstone pathetic existence, yoked as oxen to plows, 
where plodding tattered shod feet scraped a pencil thin line, 
whence, seeds sprinkled into futile ruts forecast angry birds 
to shutterfly, twittering like badass beastie boys bumming. 
Inn ascent bystanders avian avatars initially supposedly sprung 
from ergot, mushroom and/or smut spores, whereas the myth 
of one mortal idol (matthew scott harris) did rival Vladimir 
Ilich (frequently corrupted into I gotta n itch) Lenin.
alien archeologists from outer limits of the twilight zone 
unearthed busts of guy, whose couture, the best skid row wardrobe.
He sported longish wavy (fluffy when washed once every fort
McHenry night), which characteristics evoked Chaplinesque 
down on his luck Dickensian doddering dude, who cast 
an immediate bum er dishabille, he happened to be plenti 
non the poorer and ranked near topface listing of Forbes, 
and whose trivial pursuit with flickr ring idea to GoLong. 
As a poet by fashioning his adversity into discordant clumps 
of clichés, facsimiles, idiomatic limply mixed metaphors in a 
per verse manner reflecting a discombobulated egghead 
delivered an ova night fashionable fame, though syrup prize 
zing lee met with profound success, and bore fruit of the loom
(one of his countless offspring’s he begot, unbeknownst
to him iz this schlepper) constitutes blimey dorky and
fluky guy, whose weakness when communicating about 
extemporaneously usually leaves the reader totally 
tubularly and groovy man!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 12/21/2016 8:49:00 PM
Ha! I laugh for the cleverness of this. : ) Matthew, that was quite a ride. Where to next?
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