Christmas Hilarious Poems
These Christmas Hilarious poems are examples of Hilarious poems about Christmas. These are the best examples of Hilarious Christmas poems written by international poets.
Holiday MishapYule dinner mishap.
Menu chosen, peon chef;
Lactose –explosion!
...
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cheer up, christmas, hilarious,
A Bad Poem About ChristmasXmas is here tonight
At midnight, what a night!
Let's write a bad poem about Christmas
Before the Midnight Mass
As we offer our best wishes to all on...
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hilarious, birth, celebration, child, christian,
Santa's KneeClimbing onto Santa's knee
didn’t fill me with Christmas glee
for his suit was wet
and it wasn't just sweat
‘cause it smelt a lot like pee.
(Limerick)
12/18/2022
A Funny Santa...
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anxiety, christmas, funny, hilarious,
Christmas TreatsSanta visits us but once a year
Cookies are waiting, never to fear
Sweet little Helen, so kind
Mixed in Ex-lax to remind
Last year, he had left coal...
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christmas, funny, hilarious,
Spendthrifts
On Christmas morning, beneath the tree
Wonderous gifts her heart could foresee
When she opened her gifts
She knew these were spendthrifts
The rest of the day she felt...
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hilarious, christmas, funny, humor, humorous,
The Christmas Gift
She opened her gifts on Christmas morn
Beneath the paper, a gift she’d scorn
Lacey Panties unflawed
She thought, "what a tightwad!"
Panties in a wad since they’d been...
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christmas, december, funny, hilarious,
The Christmas Play
Brilliant snowflakes shimmering on the pines
Reminding me the Christmas play has come
Now, if only I could simply remember my lines
Ooops, I forgot… Now the play...
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christmas, hilarious, humor,
Uncle Bob's Christmas Stocking
Candy canes, sugar cookies and more
Sneaking joy into stockings galore
Except for Uncle Bob
Who was always a slob
His held brush, comb and blade he’d ignore
I Need...
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celebration, christmas, fun, hilarious,
Buddy Saves Christmashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1tKP2npRz4
Sister Yanny baked brownies in the orphanage. This was a rare occasion
for money was scarce and there were more important things to...
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christmas, hilarious,
Christmassy TreatAdorned in her Christmas Eve negligee, on a promise for her Christmassy treat
Dog-tired Mr Claus, his mojo stuck on pause, left Mrs C feeling incomplete
Written...
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christmas, giggle, hilarious, passion,
Fourth of July
On a snow covered beach in the middle of Summer
Basking in the gloominess of a dark so much glummer
There lived a cow who the cowboy...
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celebration, fun, funny, hilarious,
Craze Meister ThreesThe cat was crazy, so we named him Craze Meister Threes.
He was irrational, a fire ball who took down Christmas Trees.
Why did you...
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hilarious, 4th grade, cat, fun,
Wisdom In TriplicateHeading into Bethlehem ...
Three Wise Men,
In search of a stable.
Heading out of Bethlehem ...
Three Wise Turkeys,
While they were - still able....
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hilarious, bible, christian, christmas, fun,
Hilarious Holiday - HaikuH – Have Yourself a Messy Little Christmas
I - IMPROVISATION
L – Little Drummer Bouy
A – Auld...
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hilarious, 11th grade, celebration, christmas,
Christmas TreatsChristmas came to the town of Asheville
Each one asked St. Nick for a treadmill
Instead, he gave them bikes
Treating them all like tikes
Then he told them...
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christmas, cute, fun, hilarious,