A Bad Poem About Christmas

Xmas is here tonight At midnight, what a night! Let's write a bad poem about Christmas Before the Midnight Mass As we offer our best wishes to all on the planet This is it Santa Claus is sliding in the chimney Hurray, hurray! Papa Noël is coming to town to bring gifts Garlic, olive oil and onion To everyone Stop all types of cheats. Long live Papa Noël Who hates to dwell On negative things Santa Claus stutters and sings All the time And he will never nickel and dime The poor, the crazy and the pelicans Except the poor Republicans. Long Live Santa Claus Regardless Of our mess He has been fair to all of us. If you like this poem Please wish your friends and neighbors A very Merry Christmas and many Happy New Years To come Oh! Ho Ho, Ho! This is a gaffe For Baby Jesus: laugh and laugh. Copyright © December 2014, Hébert Logerie, All rights reserved. Hébert Logerie is the author of several collections of poems.